KVR Audio

Aloysius · Post by **Aloysius** » Wed Feb 11, 2015 3:58 pm

Betamax video killed the radio star.

AusDisciple · Post by **AusDisciple** » Wed Feb 11, 2015 3:59 pm

Vinyl is more accurate than CD.

aMUSEd · Post by **aMUSEd** » Wed Feb 11, 2015 4:00 pm

Martin Luther King invented hiphop.

Aloysius · Post by **Aloysius** » Wed Feb 11, 2015 4:01 pm

Martin Luther King was the Queen of Pop.

aMUSEd · Post by **aMUSEd** » Wed Feb 11, 2015 4:01 pm

John Cage was the first producer to use Sylenth.

AusDisciple · Post by **AusDisciple** » Wed Feb 11, 2015 4:06 pm

Neil Young can hear right up to 48KHz.

ghettosynth · Post by **ghettosynth** » Wed Feb 11, 2015 4:12 pm

bibz1st wrote:Gary Glitter used to entertain children....oh wait

I think that we need a new variant of Godwin's Law.

ghettosynth · Post by **ghettosynth** » Wed Feb 11, 2015 4:16 pm

AusDisciple wrote:Neil Young can hear right up to 48KHz.

That's nothing, Chuck Norris can not only hear up to (and probably past) 48KHz, but, he can dither in real time by punching out specific samples using only the magnetic field induced by his rolex as the punches pass over (and/or under) the cable carrying the data stream.

VariKusBrainZ · Post by **VariKusBrainZ** » Wed Feb 11, 2015 4:22 pm

Heavy metal and its derivatives improved after 2001 due to the sudden mass adoption of short hair, giving rise to its main stream popularity

AusDisciple · Post by **AusDisciple** » Wed Feb 11, 2015 4:26 pm

ghettosynth wrote:
AusDisciple wrote:Neil Young can hear right up to 48KHz.
That's nothing, Chuck Norris can not only hear up to (and probably past) 48KHz, but, he can dither in real time by punching out specific samples using only the magnetic field induced by his rolex as the punches pass over (and/or under) the cable carrying the data stream.

lol

bibz1st · Post by **bibz1st** » Wed Feb 11, 2015 4:42 pm

Hedgehogs and to some extent even Porcupines are nothing more than multi-timbral Theramins

VariKusBrainZ · Post by **VariKusBrainZ** » Wed Feb 11, 2015 4:57 pm

Hansi Hinterseer will rock you

Mushy Mushy · Post by **Mushy Mushy** » Wed Feb 11, 2015 4:59 pm

bibz1st wrote:Hedgehogs and to some extent even Porcupines are nothing more than multi-timbral Theramins

This is why Porcupine Tree only play Theramins.

Deep Purple · Post by **Deep Purple** » Wed Feb 11, 2015 5:32 pm

Lemmy from Motorhead is mortal

Ja.x · Post by **Ja.x** » Wed Feb 11, 2015 5:47 pm

ZZ Top's drummer is not related with beard

Let's spread some musical misinformation