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trimph1 · Post by **trimph1** » Sun Feb 15, 2015 3:57 pm

Crumhorns were originally meant as hearing aids.

Sendy · Post by **Sendy** » Sun Feb 15, 2015 4:01 pm

ariston wrote:You must call your collection of gear (hard- and software) your ARSENAL to be taken seriously by others.

You also need a swanky logo for your operations - and you should put more creativity into that than your actual music in order to stay modern.

herodotus · Post by **herodotus** » Sun Feb 15, 2015 4:35 pm

Sendy wrote:
ariston wrote:You must call your collection of gear (hard- and software) your ARSENAL to be taken seriously by others.
You also need a swanky logo for your operations - and you should put more creativity into that than your actual music in order to stay modern.

'Arsenal' is fine for your musical instruments and pedal effects. But if you are recording other people, your gear should be referred to as your RIG.

Obviously the fancy logo is vital either way. Only bums and poseurs don't have fancy logos.

Chapelle · Post by **Chapelle** » Sun Feb 15, 2015 6:11 pm

trimph1 · Post by **trimph1** » Sun Feb 15, 2015 9:00 pm

Hardware is much better than software....

Tricky-Loops · Post by **Tricky-Loops** » Sun Feb 15, 2015 9:07 pm

"MTV" stands for "Mainstream Trash Videos".

Tricky-Loops · Post by **Tricky-Loops** » Sun Feb 15, 2015 9:29 pm

"Pizzicatto" is Sickcilian and means "a fat cat that eats pizza"!

Tricky-Loops · Post by **Tricky-Loops** » Sun Feb 15, 2015 10:10 pm

When you're in Italy and someone shouts behind you "Piano piano!", tell him everything about pianos!

Tricky-Loops · Post by **Tricky-Loops** » Sun Feb 15, 2015 11:02 pm

Eros Ramazzotti makes hip hop music, together with gangsta rapper Jovanotti ("Mani in alto!")!

Hardock · Post by **Hardock** » Mon Feb 16, 2015 12:22 am

There are not enough equalizer vst available

but

The world got enough cowbell

Chopper · Post by **Chopper** » Mon Feb 16, 2015 12:30 am

Kanye West is the true musical genius of this generation.

Tricky-Loops · Post by **Tricky-Loops** » Mon Feb 16, 2015 12:32 am

50 Cents sells all his CDs for only 50 cent...

c_bomb · Post by **c_bomb** » Mon Feb 16, 2015 1:39 am

SODDI · Post by **SODDI** » Mon Feb 16, 2015 5:36 am

Sid Vicious was a talented bass player.

mutantdog · Post by **mutantdog** » Mon Feb 16, 2015 11:53 am

Elton John is a connoisseur of delay plugins.

Let's spread some musical misinformation