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hibidy · Post by **hibidy** » Wed Feb 18, 2015 10:45 pm

Aloysius wrote:Hibidy is looking to buy some decent presets for Waves OneKnob Series.

And I'm going to use them making rap

Tricky-Loops · Post by **Tricky-Loops** » Wed Feb 18, 2015 10:52 pm

If your audience is jumping instead of dancing, there's too much dynamic range in your song!

highkoo · Post by **highkoo** » Wed Feb 18, 2015 11:45 pm

Several of the original members of The Rolling Stones were in fact ducks.

highkoo · Post by **highkoo** » Wed Feb 18, 2015 11:46 pm

Kanye gon' let u feenish.

DSmolken · Post by **DSmolken** » Thu Feb 19, 2015 7:23 am

debra1rlo wrote:There have been no diminishing returns in this thread, it just keeps getting funnier.

Needs pictures though.

And the concept totally warrants its own Facebook page. https://www.facebook.com/musicalmisinformation

beltrom · Post by **beltrom** » Thu Feb 19, 2015 8:44 am

XLN Audio's Blue Oyster adpak is the exact drums from "Blue Öyster Cult's" Don't fear the reaper hit. Black Oyster is the drums from Candlemass cover of that song. They were planning to do a Red Oyster as well with the drums used by Animal from muppets on the same song but Animal refused. They ended up doing a session with Kermit instead and that's their Retroplex set.

bibz1st · Post by **bibz1st** » Thu Feb 19, 2015 12:46 pm

Hardock wrote:NI teamed up with Waves, Spectrasonics, IBM and IKEA and they performed a secred 20million$ project for the absolute accurate simulation of the sound of wood blocks. Not even mastering engineers could tell the difference to real wood sticks! The VST will come in April and cost about 399$.

Only problem is the VST comes flat packed and the instructions are in Swedish

Deep Purple · Post by **Deep Purple** » Thu Feb 19, 2015 12:58 pm

Keith Richards doesn't play a 5 string guitar out of choice - a string broke in 1968 and no one has had the heart to tell him yet.

garryknight · Post by **garryknight** » Thu Feb 19, 2015 1:51 pm

The loudness wars are over.

(I expect this has been posted several times in this 42-page thread...)

TB4C · Post by **TB4C** » Thu Feb 19, 2015 2:57 pm

NI Kontak 6 and Reaktor 6 will be able to export sample libraries and Ensembles as Vst... one problem the industry is not ready for this unprecedented move as it will export into VST 4 standard

bibz1st · Post by **bibz1st** » Thu Feb 19, 2015 6:57 pm

Hive can control your central heating

garryknight · Post by **garryknight** » Thu Feb 19, 2015 8:24 pm

Dune 3 will be released at cinemas worldwide next week.

The following week sees the premiere of Sylenth of the Lambth.

DSmolken · Post by **DSmolken** » Thu Feb 19, 2015 8:36 pm

garryknight wrote:The loudness wars are over.

(I expect this has been posted several times in this 42-page thread...)

It hasn't been posted yet because everybody already knows that the loudness war is over. Also, everybody knows that the good guys lost.

tapper mike · Post by **tapper mike** » Fri Feb 20, 2015 12:28 am

There is no page 45 in this thread. Just skip to Page 395 If you do find information some on it, some may prove useful however I'm under government contract not to release which is double disinformation and which is actually disinformation.

Aloysius · Post by **Aloysius** » Fri Feb 20, 2015 6:43 am

Bootsy Collins was Phil Collins' mother.

Let's spread some musical misinformation