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Tricky-Loops · Post by **Tricky-Loops** » Sat Mar 07, 2015 12:00 am

A Bavarian is yodeling in the mountains. Another Bavarian next to him is talking with his mobile. Says the mobile-talking Bavarian to the yodeler: "No need for yodeling, you can get a mobile contract for as cheap as 19,99 Euro a month!"

nineofkings · Post by **nineofkings** » Sat Mar 07, 2015 12:47 am

cryophonik wrote:
Nightpolymath wrote:
Unfocused wrote:Most musician jokes fall a little flat for me...

-u

Yeah pretty deflating. Like going into a bar and being told they don't serve minors.
That's still no reason to diminish this thread.

You guys have major issues.

cryophonik · Post by **cryophonik** » Sat Mar 07, 2015 1:47 am

nineofkings wrote:
cryophonik wrote:
Nightpolymath wrote:
Unfocused wrote:Most musician jokes fall a little flat for me...

-u

Yeah pretty deflating. Like going into a bar and being told they don't serve minors.
That's still no reason to diminish this thread.
You guys have major issues.

I don't think I like the tone of your voice, ritardando. You better change your tune, or there's gonna be treble.

chris.r · Post by **chris.r** » Sat Mar 07, 2015 1:56 am

cryophonik wrote:
nineofkings wrote:
cryophonik wrote:
Nightpolymath wrote:
Unfocused wrote:Most musician jokes fall a little flat for me...

-u

Yeah pretty deflating. Like going into a bar and being told they don't serve minors.
That's still no reason to diminish this thread.
You guys have major issues.
I don't think I like the tone of your voice, ritardando. You better change your tune, or there's gonna be treble.

I think I feel sharp sense of humor here.

Nightpolymath · Post by **Nightpolymath** » Sat Mar 07, 2015 2:57 am

chris.r wrote:
cryophonik wrote:
nineofkings wrote:
cryophonik wrote:
Nightpolymath wrote:
Unfocused wrote:Most musician jokes fall a little flat for me...

-u

Yeah pretty deflating. Like going into a bar and being told they don't serve minors.
That's still no reason to diminish this thread.
You guys have major issues.
I don't think I like the tone of your voice, ritardando. You better change your tune, or there's gonna be treble.

I think I feel sharp sense of humor here.

Humor has never been my forte.

Bombadil · Post by **Bombadil** » Sat Mar 07, 2015 6:50 pm

Then be piano.

el-bo (formerly ebow) · Sat Mar 07, 2015 7:07 pm

Bombadil wrote:Then be piano.

give it a rest

treebeard · Post by **treebeard** » Sat Mar 07, 2015 7:24 pm

el-bo (formerly ebow) wrote:
Bombadil wrote:Then be piano.
give it a rest

Gsus!

PatchAdamz · Post by **PatchAdamz** » Sat Mar 07, 2015 11:10 pm

What do you call ten accordions at the bottom of the ocean? -

A good start.

PatchAdamz · Post by **PatchAdamz** » Sat Mar 07, 2015 11:10 pm

What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?

A chainsaw can be tuned.

PatchAdamz · Post by **PatchAdamz** » Sat Mar 07, 2015 11:12 pm

A man parks his car in a rough part of town with two accordions on the back seat, forgetting to lock the back door.

When he returns, there are three accordions.

JJBiener · Post by **JJBiener** » Sat Mar 07, 2015 11:28 pm

How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.

Hink · Post by **Hink** » Sat Mar 07, 2015 11:47 pm

chris.r wrote:A fairy rich guy phones his friend - jazz musician:
-congratulation on your first CD release, I've even bought one CD
-oh, it was you!

just curious, did you mean to say fairly rich?

Mister Natural · Post by **Mister Natural** » Sun Mar 08, 2015 12:10 am

JJBiener wrote:How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.

YEAH !

I was trying to remember that one

chris.r · Post by **chris.r** » Sun Mar 08, 2015 12:35 am

Hink wrote:
chris.r wrote:A fairy rich guy phones his friend - jazz musician:
-congratulation on your first CD release, I've even bought one CD
-oh, it was you!
just curious, did you mean to say fairly rich?

Yeah, I like your underline signature

Your Favorite Musician Joke ?