Zwei Chinesen sind auf Bergtour. Im Rucksack haben sie auch ein Kofferradio. Als sie am Gipfel sind, packen sie ihre Brotzeit aus; das Radio fällt dabei in eine Schlucht. Daraufhin frägt der eine: “Hola i da Ladio, oda hola du da Ladio?”thecontrolcentre wrote:I don't know. Do you have any examples?Tricky-Loops wrote:If Bavarian humor is too intellectual for you ...
Your Favorite Musician Joke ?
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What do you call a mad mash up of Nana Mouskouri hits?:
Bananas Poutpourri
Bananas Poutpourri
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Not sure that would beat the Worlds Funniest JokeTricky-Loops wrote:Zwei Chinesen sind auf Bergtour. Im Rucksack haben sie auch ein Kofferradio. Als sie am Gipfel sind, packen sie ihre Brotzeit aus; das Radio fällt dabei in eine Schlucht. Daraufhin frägt der eine: “Hola i da Ladio, oda hola du da Ladio?”
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Why do Swiss people play alphorn?
- To make the holes in the Emmentaler cheese!
- To make the holes in the Emmentaler cheese!
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is 'too intellectual' bavarian for 'not funny'?thecontrolcentre wrote:I don't know. Do you have any examples?Tricky-Loops wrote:If Bavarian humor is too intellectual for you ...
i dont speak beaverian so im only guessing
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I don't speak Beaverian, either, only beavers do that...vurt wrote:is 'too intellectual' bavarian for 'not funny'?thecontrolcentre wrote:I don't know. Do you have any examples?Tricky-Loops wrote:If Bavarian humor is too intellectual for you ...
i dont speak beaverian so im only guessing
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Let's call Justin Bieber, he can translateTricky-Loops wrote:I don't speak Beaverian, either, only beavers do that...
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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and beavers?
Beavers don't need styling gel to get that haircut!
Beavers don't need styling gel to get that haircut!
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to learn how to talk beaverian all you need to do is talk to the canoe driverTricky-Loops wrote:I don't speak Beaverian, either, only beavers do that...vurt wrote:is 'too intellectual' bavarian for 'not funny'?thecontrolcentre wrote:I don't know. Do you have any examples?Tricky-Loops wrote:If Bavarian humor is too intellectual for you ...
i dont speak beaverian so im only guessing
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JJBiener wrote:From my experience, this is not the only difference.Tricky-Loops wrote:What's the difference between a blowjob and a gig of a Bavarian brass band?
A: You cannot hear the blowjob 5 miles away!
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Talking beavers eh?Tricky-Loops wrote:I don't speak Beaverian, either, only beavers do that...vurt wrote:is 'too intellectual' bavarian for 'not funny'?thecontrolcentre wrote:I don't know. Do you have any examples?Tricky-Loops wrote:If Bavarian humor is too intellectual for you ...
i dont speak beaverian so im only guessing
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...and another guy walks into a store and tells the shop assistant to sell him the two red trumpets and the white accordion.Taifunk wrote:A drummer, sick of all the drummer jokes, decides to change his instrument. After some thought, he decides on the accordion. So he goes to the music store and says to the owner, "I'd like to look at the accordions, please."
The owner gestures to a shelf in the corner and says "All our accordions are over there."
After browsing, the drummer says, "I think I'd like the big red one in the corner."
The store owner looks at him and says, "You're a drummer, aren't you?"
The drummer, crestfallen, says, "How did you know?"
The store owner says, "That 'big red accordion' is the radiator."
"you can have the fire-extinguishers for a hundred bucks if you really mean to, but the radiator is wall-mounted, I won't let it go anywhere!"
the trumpets have always been my favourite, but it doesn't work without the radiator, imho...
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kylie wrote:...and another guy walks into a store and tells the shop assistant to sell him the two red trumpets and the white accordion.Taifunk wrote:A drummer, sick of all the drummer jokes, decides to change his instrument. After some thought, he decides on the accordion. So he goes to the music store and says to the owner, "I'd like to look at the accordions, please."
The owner gestures to a shelf in the corner and says "All our accordions are over there."
After browsing, the drummer says, "I think I'd like the big red one in the corner."
The store owner looks at him and says, "You're a drummer, aren't you?"
The drummer, crestfallen, says, "How did you know?"
The store owner says, "That 'big red accordion' is the radiator."
"you can have the fire-extinguishers for a hundred bucks if you really mean to, but the radiator is wall-mounted, I won't let it go anywhere!"
the trumpets have always been my favourite, but it doesn't work without the radiator, imho...
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Keith Jarrett won the Grammy for best male jazz vocal performance - again!