but i already have a generally serviceable user sig.Kriminal wrote:The new album is pants... just like the last one... and the one before that.
well maybe it's all time you all grew up and stopped listening to the mass consumer recording for the special sound that goes beep to bring substance to your lives.
so i'll make up a good joke right. superman, right. he comes form another planet and there are prisoners and he sneaks inside where the baddies live and leaves a note on a piece of paper "prisoners meet here and we'll escape!"
so superman is hiding right and the prisoners see the note and superman is thinking, yeah, yeah! so he goes and no one shows up. no one f**king shows up.
he looks around and stuff, and he's trying to do anything he can for these people, and years go by and he goes up to the prisoners and says "what gives? you could have gotten away"
and the prisoners say "it's just that we love sucking peckers so much. hey, superman, have you got any more of that paper the message was on? it was really keen paper. i mean, really keen."
and on that second "really keen" superman started to feel really uncomfortable about they way they were looking at him, drooling slightly, like he was just a big ol' piece of paper and they were going to get that paper.
paper paper paper M*f*s.