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cryophonik · Post by **cryophonik** » Thu May 07, 2015 6:31 pm

DSmolken wrote:
bibz1st wrote:Phillip Glass ran the London marathon before collapsing on the ground, shattered....blah blah blah
And not even Cytomic's The Glue compressor could put the shattered Glass together again.

The Live version could have saved him.

DSmolken · Post by **DSmolken** » Thu May 07, 2015 6:47 pm

No, Patrick, mayonnaise is NOT an instrument.

arkmabat · Post by **arkmabat** » Thu May 07, 2015 7:30 pm

DSmolken wrote:

Foo Fighters give out free monkey wrenches at their concerts.

arkmabat · Post by **arkmabat** » Thu May 07, 2015 7:34 pm

MFXxx wrote:Drummers can write songs.

Ayn Rand wrote Rush's 2112 and Fly By Night.

arkmabat · Post by **arkmabat** » Thu May 07, 2015 7:46 pm

Stuffit Expander is a rare, old, mac-only effect used exclusively by Trent Reznor. Free.

http://my.smithmicro.com/stuffit-expander-mac.html

garryknight · Post by **garryknight** » Fri May 08, 2015 12:18 am

I heard that Philip Glass cracked after a duet with Hot Chocolate.

highkoo · Post by **highkoo** » Fri May 08, 2015 12:36 am

David Bowie's masseuse once took a shit so big they had to replace the plumbing.

Jace-BeOS · Post by **Jace-BeOS** » Fri May 08, 2015 2:09 am

If you record seven different dog whistles sequentially, etch the recording to vinyl, and play them backwards, while humming the theme to "K9 and Company" (also in reverse, but shifted up by 1477 semitones), it calls Maine Coon cats from up to 77,777 miles away.

Only works in vinyl.

7 inch.

highkoo · Post by **highkoo** » Fri May 08, 2015 3:03 am

Neighbors love House Music.

DSmolken · Post by **DSmolken** » Fri May 08, 2015 10:35 am

Ladies don't love cool James anymore, though. They've moved on.

kryptonaut · Post by **kryptonaut** » Fri May 08, 2015 11:49 am

John Cage's 4'33" is actually only 4.33 seconds in duration, it just seems a lot longer.

whyterabbyt · Post by **whyterabbyt** » Fri May 08, 2015 11:54 am

kryptonaut wrote:John Cage's 4'33" is actually only 4.33 seconds in duration, it just seems a lot longer.

Rush's 2112 is actually 2112 seconds in duration, it just seems a lot longer.

kryptonaut · Post by **kryptonaut** » Fri May 08, 2015 1:07 pm

Limp Bizkit's favourite soup is limpet bisque

bibz1st · Post by **bibz1st** » Fri May 08, 2015 1:12 pm

highkoo wrote:David Bowie's masseuse once took a shit so big they had to replace the plumbing.

And Milli Vanilli had a big hit after 'sampling' it...

bibz1st · Post by **bibz1st** » Fri May 08, 2015 1:13 pm

Limp Bizkits lead singer is really called Duncan, hence the band name

Let's spread some musical misinformation