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Goseba · Post by **Goseba** » Fri May 08, 2015 1:17 pm

highkoo wrote:David Bowie's masseuse once took a shit so big they had to replace the plumbing.

And inspired 'One Pong Only'.

kryptonaut · Post by **kryptonaut** » Fri May 08, 2015 1:30 pm

E.L.O. lost most of their followers when the government forced them to switch to compact fluorescent.

Goseba · Post by **Goseba** » Fri May 08, 2015 1:55 pm

I thought they were reforming as L.E.D.

garryknight · Post by **garryknight** » Fri May 08, 2015 3:04 pm

The Stone's Goat's Head Soup album was made with real extract of goat. You can hear an extract .

kryptonaut · Post by **kryptonaut** » Fri May 08, 2015 3:14 pm

"The times they are a changin" was a protest song about the introduction of daylight saving time

tripomatic · Post by **tripomatic** » Fri May 08, 2015 8:27 pm

Dire Straits' Brother In Arms was acutally a song about men walking hand in hand

arkmabat · Post by **arkmabat** » Sat May 09, 2015 6:38 am

kryptonaut wrote:"The times they are a changin" was a protest song about the introduction of daylight saving time

The answer is blowin' in the wind...

arkmabat · Post by **arkmabat** » Sat May 09, 2015 6:45 am

OpenCandy makes your DAW sound sweeter.

cryophonik · Post by **cryophonik** » Sat May 09, 2015 7:37 am

Minor chords aren't allowed in bars.

DSmolken · Post by **DSmolken** » Sat May 09, 2015 3:36 pm

arkmabat · Post by **arkmabat** » Mon May 11, 2015 2:47 pm

Tiesto likes 7UP soda.

waiting man · Post by **waiting man** » Mon May 11, 2015 6:01 pm

Rumors say big software houses will charge an extra fee for a/b comparisons, anyway the vicious practice has been already declared illegal in seven countries, including Sweden.

Shabdahbriah · Post by **Shabdahbriah** » Mon May 11, 2015 6:46 pm

Antares new vocal plug-in "Deep Throat", features meticulously sampled I.R.s of numerous "celebrities", who aspire to make a come back.

highkoo · Post by **highkoo** » Tue May 12, 2015 11:30 pm

Metallica's label wouldnt allow them to be the house band on Ellen.
Lars was really excited too...

garryknight · Post by **garryknight** » Thu May 14, 2015 2:01 pm

Psytrance was invented by hypnotized psychopaths.

Let's spread some musical misinformation