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Aloysius · Post by **Aloysius** » Tue Jun 16, 2015 5:04 pm

Slash is real.

highkoo · Post by **highkoo** » Wed Jun 17, 2015 10:02 pm

The original concept for the Roland 808 was developed by Pope John Paul II.

Aloysius · Post by **Aloysius** » Thu Jun 18, 2015 5:33 am

'Pope John Paul v2' was a fan of 'Pope 303' and 'Pope 909'.

sbj · Post by **sbj** » Thu Jun 18, 2015 10:16 am

Johnny Cash bought all his stuff on credit

bibz1st · Post by **bibz1st** » Thu Jun 18, 2015 3:41 pm

Mick Fleetwood smells of fish

pljones · Post by **pljones** » Thu Jun 18, 2015 4:46 pm

Fish smells of Mick Fleetwood.

Aloysius · Post by **Aloysius** » Thu Jun 18, 2015 4:48 pm

ksandvik · Post by **ksandvik** » Thu Jun 18, 2015 5:48 pm

MP3 compression is actually a long term alien plan to destroy the youth of the planet via subliminal filtering techniques.

garryknight · Post by **garryknight** » Thu Jun 18, 2015 6:38 pm

So, we couldn't fix it in the mix, or in the mastering, and even Photoshop couldn't save it.

Your music is obviously just too good for us.

pljones · Post by **pljones** » Thu Jun 18, 2015 8:23 pm

garryknight wrote:Your music is obviously just too good for us.

This is your label's way of telling you: "Come back when you have something we think we can sell." Of course, you can release it on BandCamp as a "pay what you like", make millions and prove them so, so wrong!

DSmolken · Post by **DSmolken** » Tue Jun 23, 2015 6:40 am

In the 80s drummers feared that in the future they'd be replaced by machines. They were wrong. The replacement is here, and it's not a machine.

pljones · Post by **pljones** » Tue Jun 23, 2015 7:35 am

DSmolken wrote:In the 80s drummers feared that in the future they'd be replaced by machines. They were wrong. The replacement is here, and it's not a machine.

Why they had to fake up the picture I don't know -- just using a publicity photo of any of several well known drummers would have done

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arkmabat · Post by **arkmabat** » Tue Jun 23, 2015 7:50 am

The Edge got his name for using a pick properly.

arkmabat · Post by **arkmabat** » Tue Jun 23, 2015 7:51 am

Van Halen dunked his guitar in a gigantic bowl of breakfast cereal and kept his EMG pickups in the freezer until right before the show.

arkmabat · Post by **arkmabat** » Tue Jun 23, 2015 7:54 am

Geddy Lee had foot organ pedals installed in his car so he could drive, play bass, play keyboard and sing all at the same time.

Let's spread some musical misinformation