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garryknight · Post by **garryknight** » Wed Jul 15, 2015 9:53 pm

The first samplers were embroidered on the Mayflower's maiden voyage after the crew made contact with an indigenous tribe.

highkoo · Post by **highkoo** » Wed Jul 15, 2015 9:56 pm

Mayflower was the name of Bruce Dickinson's pet ocelot.
It was a champion crossword puzzler.

ksandvik · Post by **ksandvik** » Wed Jul 15, 2015 10:27 pm

Bruce Dickinson once -- due to euphoria from a great gig in Brazil the same evening-- turned the Iron Maiden airplane the wrong way back to England and flew nonstop over the Pacific, Australia, over to Africa via the Indian Ocean before he realized his mistake and turned towards England.

pljones · Post by **pljones** » Thu Jul 16, 2015 6:20 am

ksandvik wrote:Bruce Dickinson once -- due to euphoria from a great gig in Brazil the same evening-- turned the Iron Maiden airplane the wrong way back to England and flew nonstop over the Pacific, Australia, over to Africa via the Indian Ocean before he realized his mistake and turned towards England.

Which he did by turning around and flying back the other way, of course. Eddie said nothing.

DSmolken · Post by **DSmolken** » Fri Jul 17, 2015 9:12 pm

Playing guitar around a campfire isn't cool anymore. The cool instrument to play around a campfire with today's kids is the piano.

garryknight · Post by **garryknight** » Sat Jul 18, 2015 10:29 am

Playing around with Native Instruments' Massive synth, I discovered the precise combination of LFOs and formants to create a real elephant.

Aloysius · Post by **Aloysius** » Sat Jul 18, 2015 10:48 am

Paul McCartney had two left feet.

MFXxx · Post by **MFXxx** » Sat Jul 18, 2015 11:28 am

Aloysius wrote:Paul McCartney had two left feet.

Both allegedly did not have the initials HM carved in them.

garryknight · Post by **garryknight** » Sat Jul 18, 2015 1:18 pm

MFXxx wrote:
Aloysius wrote:Paul McCartney had two left feet.
Both allegedly did not have the initials HM carved in them.

And only one of them was dead.

garryknight · Post by **garryknight** » Sat Jul 18, 2015 1:19 pm

garryknight wrote:Playing around with Native Instruments' Massive synth, I discovered the precise combination of LFOs and formants to create a real elephant.

I've also only just discovered that you can use it to form ants. You'd think it would be obvious...

arkmabat · Post by **arkmabat** » Sun Jul 19, 2015 5:28 pm

Massive is the only thing used to recreate all the dinosaur sounds in the new Jurassic Park movie. It can do so because it is Massive.

DSmolken · Post by **DSmolken** » Fri Jul 24, 2015 6:48 am

bibz1st · Post by **bibz1st** » Tue Jul 28, 2015 3:48 pm

Aloysius wrote:Paul McCartney had two left feet.

which is very odd as he has one false leg ........

bibz1st · Post by **bibz1st** » Tue Jul 28, 2015 3:50 pm

My synths oscillators are in sync, the filters are in oven

Aloysius · Post by **Aloysius** » Tue Jul 28, 2015 3:57 pm

Vintage synths have blunt saws and rounded squares from years of use. That's why they sound so 'warm'.

Let's spread some musical misinformation