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garryknight · Post by **garryknight** » Tue Jul 28, 2015 9:53 pm

Aloysius wrote:Vintage synths have blunt saws and rounded squares from years of use. That's why they sound so 'warm'.

I was going to program a VST in Java, using coffee filters...

ksandvik · Post by **ksandvik** » Tue Jul 28, 2015 10:15 pm

The quick trick to get a warmer sound when recording is to heat up the room to 99 Fahrenheit (37 Celcius.)

tripomatic · Post by **tripomatic** » Tue Jul 28, 2015 10:48 pm

Coldplay was grounded during an Antartic expedition, hence the word "Cold" in the bandname.

bibz1st · Post by **bibz1st** » Tue Aug 04, 2015 9:14 am

Deaf people with very tiny hands can feel music by running their fingers along the grooves of vinyl records

maschinelf · Post by **maschinelf** » Tue Aug 04, 2015 9:19 am

Nasal singing is awesome.

stanlea · Post by **stanlea** » Tue Aug 04, 2015 9:29 am

John is dead.

sbj · Post by **sbj** » Tue Aug 04, 2015 12:50 pm

The 13th note will soon be discovered.

And yes, I heard it through the grapewine

DSmolken · Post by **DSmolken** » Fri Aug 07, 2015 10:03 am

Some more obscure genres, explained.

And classical misinformation.

Aloysius · Post by **Aloysius** » Fri Aug 07, 2015 10:09 am

The Pope was in a Marilyn Manson Tribute Band before he got the gig at The Vatican.

Roman Empire · Post by **Roman Empire** » Fri Aug 07, 2015 10:48 am

Among fans on both sides (political and musical), Donald Trump is known for his superior tambourine playing skills on multiple of the early Philadelphia sound records from the 70s.

He is also said to be able to sing "Moon River" while vommitting (so it sounds more like a goldfish singing) and standing on his hands, only dressed in the long scarf that Tom Baker was wearing in his role as Doctor Who back then.

Best Regards

Roman Empire

highkoo · Post by **highkoo** » Tue Aug 11, 2015 2:52 am

Jesus was an excellent mandolin player.

Jace-BeOS · Post by **Jace-BeOS** » Tue Aug 11, 2015 3:02 am

Arglebargle wrote:Camel Audio was bought by Apple.

Hah hah, this turned out to be true...

arkmabat · Post by **arkmabat** » Tue Aug 11, 2015 4:06 am

sbj wrote:The 13th note will soon be discovered.

And yes, I heard it through the grapewine

Old trackers like FastTrackerII had the 'H' note. I don't recall how that worked.

mutantdog · Post by **mutantdog** » Tue Aug 11, 2015 7:10 am

Pythagorean temperament is a genre popularised by aggressive triangle players.

A_SN · Post by **A_SN** » Tue Aug 11, 2015 7:33 am

Playing the pentatonic scale on a guitar tuned in tritones forms the shape of a pentagram on the fretboard.

arkmabat wrote:
sbj wrote:The 13th note will soon be discovered.

And yes, I heard it through the grapewine
Old trackers like FastTrackerII had the 'H' note. I don't recall how that worked.

That would be B I think. http://www.tonalsoft.com/enc/g/german-h.aspx

Let's spread some musical misinformation