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Sicklecell666 · Post by **Sicklecell666** » Fri Jul 09, 2004 1:45 am

if you're ever in georgia, look me up. I've tattooed lotsa rock starz

been at it for a minute..

endmusik · Post by **endmusik** » Sun Jul 25, 2004 8:00 pm

HA! UPDATE! he's added this to his page -
"The Wretch (thewretch.com) is working on their first album. Mike loves his Metasonix TM-1, and runs all kinds of things thru it. This stuff makes Autechre or Squarepusher sound timid."

hehe

Z3R0T0N1N · Post by **Z3R0T0N1N** » Sun Jul 25, 2004 9:23 pm

I have to admit, this guy has his smooth talkin sales pitch down to a science; read:
"...We’ll make it easy for you, suckboy. We will simply warn you: if you buy a TX-1, your kid will become a Negro, thus further reducing your property values and making your hypocritical white neighbors DESPISE you--'cuz you're obviously a property-value fairy. Your hamster will die in a very inconvenient and dark place, OUCHIE STINKIE. Your septic tank will explode. Your fat ugly wife will leave you for a 17-year-old nosepicking skateboarder. And your dog will chew your genitals off. (Golly, I'd pay good money to see that.) "

This guy could sell sand to a Arab, I swear! I'm like, "where do I sign!?"

endmusik · Post by **endmusik** » Sun Jul 25, 2004 9:41 pm

the funny thing?

he sold out of the TX-1

within weeks of announcing it. go figure

"This stuff makes Autechre or Squarepusher sound timid.