Went to bed late last night, I didn't feel very smart
I had to nail a sound, but I made it sound like a fart
Next morning I ran to my computer, don't you know my computer wouldn't start
Now my wife is far away swimming on a distant shore somewhere
My two kids are with her, but the truth is I don't really care
But my pc is letting me down, man I swear that is more than I can bear
So I ran to the witch-doctor, he looked inside and shook his head
He looked coldly into my eyes, these are the very words that he said
So sorry to tell you, son, but your processor mobo and graphics card are dead
It was all my fault, I never cared for a ups
Now I have to give all my money, and I' m already as poor as I can get
And on top of that, I have to install the windows fresh
The hardware blues, it's a low down shakin' chill
Worse than not having your shot, worse than not getting your pill
If you never had them, boys, I sure hope you never will
It's a joke, but not completely, you know? It actually happened, and I have yet to see if everything is running ok.
Anyway I wish someone would correct any language errors, and put some music to it, I 'd be flattered
