What do you call your gear? (This is simple and slightly pointless challenge, see inside)

[Rah]

My studio

Sounds like I do something serious with it

I have a hard time saying that seriously, since I have no acoustic treatment. So I'll usually add quotation marks.

lol, I don't even have two speakers. I just got the one monitor. I do anything stereo in phones

[incubus]

I name mine "the money pit"

Not sure why.