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chagzuki · Post by **chagzuki** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 11:09 pm

chagzuki wrote:The message needs to be short enough to fit on the T-shirt of a girl with big tits, to guarantee that people look at it.

Then I guess it ought to be saying 'Sorry for distracting you from the tits.'

That's the message.

Lunch Money · Post by **Lunch Money** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 11:11 pm

Damn it, how can so many people be the message?

Now I'm confused and don't know who to blindly devote my loyalty and/or change my worldview for. Who is it that will help me see the error of humanity's ways? Not that our errors are any great mystery....

I'm confused. I am desperately in need of a messenger, and I don't know who to pick.

What if I just transmogrify (:D) into pure energy and become my own message? Is that permissable?

Greg

Robert Randolph · Post by **Robert Randolph** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 11:13 pm

Meffy wrote:Did it sound like this? "You've got mail!"

Meffy

DO NOT MOCK THE MESSAGE

Or the message will destroy you in a firey uprising. The deepest core of your being will be exposed through the burnt flesh of your decaying body. The effervescance will sting the nostils of all who experience your downfall. This will be the smell of the message. You will be martyr for the revolution against the message, but the message will prevail.

You cannot escape. The integral will prevail. Leave your disease behind. Dreams, imagination, fantasy. All dangerous and you must let yourself be free of these diseases.

pj geerlings · Post by **pj geerlings** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 11:13 pm

Robert Randolph wrote:...You dont even know my real name ...

RATS! PJ Geerlings is my real name. And I'm fresh out of messages.

peace --

Meffy · Post by **Meffy** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 11:13 pm

Follow me, for I humbly admit to being the chosen prophet of the one true faith: BENTOISM. We Bentoists worship Japanese Box Lunches.

Meffy

griels · Post by **griels** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 11:16 pm

I can now unveil a sneak preview of the much vaunted message:

Please note this is only an artist's impression.

chagzuki · Post by **chagzuki** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 11:20 pm

Oi Message! You're a disapointment. We want compensation for all the time and emotion we invested in you!

Sepheritoh · Post by **Sepheritoh** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 11:21 pm

OMG

He's Boy George

or was that Georgy Boy?

Robert Randolph · Post by **Robert Randolph** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 11:21 pm

chagzuki wrote:Oi Message! You're a disapointment. We want compensation for all the time and emotion we invested in you!

Compensate this! 10983342 sample latency.

chagzuki · Post by **chagzuki** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 11:22 pm

chagzuki · Post by **chagzuki** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 11:24 pm

Behold, the wrath of the message. I shall never speak out of turn again.

griels · Post by **griels** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 11:25 pm

chagzuki wrote:Oi Message! You're a disapointment. We want compensation for all the time and emotion we invested in you!

Sepheritoh · Post by **Sepheritoh** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 11:26 pm

hao nao · Post by **hao nao** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 11:27 pm

Meffy wrote:Follow me, for I humbly admit to being the chosen prophet of the one true faith: BENTOISM. We Bentoists worship Japanese Box Lunches.

Meffy

that is one of the most sensible things I have read this week

I can't say I'm a Bentoist, but I am a fellow traveler

Robert Randolph · Post by **Robert Randolph** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 11:31 pm

The Message's food has arrived. Wonderful.

The message is good and true. Let us all share this wonderful nurishing bounty together. Let the light of the message spread among the followers and nay-sayers alike. Harmony will reig supreme before the furnace of hate is lite and conflagrations take hold of the bodies of all those who oppose the message.

Let us share in peace.

The Message.