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IncarnateX · Post by **IncarnateX** » Mon Mar 14, 2016 10:46 pm

basslinemaster wrote:Why would anybody buy this? Unless you are trying to throw away money for no good reason, why wouldn't you buy ANY VST on the market, or rather, several of them, instead of this?

Softsynth are nothing but illusions on your computer screen, even with most photorealistic GUIs and added controllers. It is like saying you prefer a 3D printed beer to a real one. And of course they don't come anywhere near real hardware sound and even less analogue sound. They are but piles of digital shit, which is ok if you are into digital shit. To each his own (perversions).

In all: Software synths are for pussy-twats. Hardware is for men. And analogue hardware is for REAL men. So what does that make you, you think?

whyterabbyt · Post by **whyterabbyt** » Mon Mar 14, 2016 10:54 pm

IncarnateX wrote:It is like saying you prefer a 3D printed beer to a real one.

Weird, i always thought you were the kind of milquetoaste who'd be afraid of real beer.

Enjoy...

http://blogs.wsj.com/personal-technolog ... o-brewers/

IncarnateX · Post by **IncarnateX** » Tue Mar 15, 2016 6:30 am

whyterabbyt wrote:
http://blogs.wsj.com/personal-technolog ... o-brewers/

WTF!? So the emulation debate has spread to beer now? I'll be damned.

BTW: Only real bear I know of is the Danish Carlsberg. True juice of Vikings. All others are fakes and wannabee.

AnX · Post by **AnX** » Tue Mar 15, 2016 6:32 am

IncarnateX wrote:
whyterabbyt wrote:
http://blogs.wsj.com/personal-technolog ... o-brewers/
WTF!? So the emulation debate has spread to beer now? I'll be damned.

BTW: Only real bear I know of is the Danish Carlsberg. True juice of Vikings. All others are fakes and wannabee.

You mean Girlsberg. Donkeys eye water.

Daags · Post by **Daags** » Tue Mar 15, 2016 1:19 pm

Carlsberg is anal cavity sweat of the vikings ... dishwater at best.

bronxsound · Post by **bronxsound** » Tue Mar 15, 2016 1:25 pm

good lord, can carlsberg really be categorised as beer? if so, it means that the end must be very close...

whyterabbyt · Post by **whyterabbyt** » Tue Mar 15, 2016 1:33 pm

IncarnateX wrote:BTW: Only real bear I know of is the Danish Carlsberg. True juice of Vikings. All others are fakes and wannabee.

Not even close. Carlsberg is a Pilsner, a Czech style of beer, and they only go back to the mid 19th century.

Daags · Post by **Daags** » Tue Mar 15, 2016 3:05 pm

pwnt.

IncarnateX · Post by **IncarnateX** » Tue Mar 15, 2016 9:36 pm

whyterabbyt wrote:
IncarnateX wrote:BTW: Only real bear I know of is the Danish Carlsberg. True juice of Vikings. All others are fakes and wannabee.
Not even close. Carlsberg is a Pilsner, a Czech style of beer, and they only go back to the mid 19th century.

Liar.

This painting is from the 9th century and proves you are deceptive and misleading and evil.

whyterabbyt · Post by **whyterabbyt** » Wed Mar 16, 2016 9:58 am

IncarnateX wrote:
whyterabbyt wrote:
IncarnateX wrote:BTW: Only real bear I know of is the Danish Carlsberg. True juice of Vikings. All others are fakes and wannabee.
Not even close. Carlsberg is a Pilsner, a Czech style of beer, and they only go back to the mid 19th century.
Liar.

This painting is from the 9th century and proves you are deceptive and misleading and evil.

Meh, paintings can be faked. Now, if you had a photograph, that would be adequate proof.

IncarnateX · Post by **IncarnateX** » Wed Mar 16, 2016 10:42 am

whyterabbyt wrote:Meh, paintings can be faked. Now, if you had a photograph, that would be adequate proof.

Even better I have Graphs and spectrograms:

Only massive amounts a real bear can make it click for you so frequently and intensively. Clearly this demonstrates that Carlsberg is the prototype of all beer and have existed since the dawn of men.

whyterabbyt · Post by **whyterabbyt** » Wed Mar 16, 2016 10:48 am

IncarnateX wrote:a real bear can make it click

They kinda snarl more than they click.

IncarnateX · Post by **IncarnateX** » Wed Mar 16, 2016 10:57 am

whyterabbyt wrote:
IncarnateX wrote:a real bear can make it click
They kinda snarl more than they click.

Apparently not if you are a mutant (or other kind of degenerate) but otherwise I agree.

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stillshaded · Post by **stillshaded** » Thu Mar 17, 2016 6:08 pm

basslinemaster wrote:Why would anybody buy this? Unless you are trying to throw away money for no good reason, why wouldn't you buy ANY VST on the market, or rather, several of them, instead of this? Did you hear the factory presets in the video above? What does this do that probably all commercial VSTs can't do? Why wouldn't you buy Omnisphere 2 instead of this?
(Yes, I know, "analogue", "cool", "retro", yadda yadda yadda... Any demos that actually sound remotely better than any commercial VSTs, and doubtless most free ones?)

Im guessing youve never had a decent analog in your studio for a few days.

I think you would see that its not splitting hairs here, they are two different beasts.

Why get paint when you can use Adobe Illustrator? Why play golf when you can play wii golf? Why write a letter when you can email.

different things. on paper it's all math I know, but in the real world, ones and zeros sounds different than voltage and what not.

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