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ericj23 · Post by **ericj23** » Thu Aug 05, 2004 8:21 pm

curiously my porn name is nick watson - who im sure is a pro golfer (with a interesting night life ?)

topaz · Post by **topaz** » Thu Aug 05, 2004 8:28 pm

your first pets name was nick ?

what was it ?

Raven · Post by **Raven** » Thu Aug 05, 2004 8:33 pm

topaz wrote:your first pets name was nick ?

what was it ?

With a name like that it was probably a stick insect

topaz · Post by **topaz** » Thu Aug 05, 2004 8:35 pm

or a police dog

Raven wrote:
topaz wrote:your first pets name was nick ?

what was it ?
With a name like that it was probably a stick insect

Muff Wiggler · Post by **Muff Wiggler** » Thu Aug 05, 2004 8:37 pm

heh my Porn name would be 'Carl Lewis', which i'm pretty sure is a pro athlete of some sort?

topaz · Post by **topaz** » Thu Aug 05, 2004 8:49 pm

fukinell, what sort of pet names are these ?

Nick, Carl, whats next John.

funny shit.

Muff Wiggler wrote:heh my Porn name would be 'Carl Lewis', which i'm pretty sure is a pro athlete of some sort?

ericj23 · Post by **ericj23** » Thu Aug 05, 2004 8:49 pm

it was a particularly fiendish hamster !

but what the funk was carl ????

Muff Wiggler · Post by **Muff Wiggler** » Thu Aug 05, 2004 8:52 pm

believe it or not, Carl was a cat.

My first cat. I was five. I wanted to name him Carl, so we did. I never understood at the time why my parents found that so damn hysterical, but now that I'm all grown up, it is indeed a pretty damn funny name for a cat!

Carl jumped out of the window of our car on the 417 highway in Toronto. It's a great huge highway, in fact I think at points it is wider than any highway in the world ( ? ) I think there are places where it is 16 lanes or more wide.

Anyway, Carl bailed in the middle of this, filled with cars going 140. Bye bye Carl!

SuitcaseOfLizards · Post by **SuitcaseOfLizards** » Thu Aug 05, 2004 9:08 pm

Aaack! My pr0n name is..

Cozy Valiant

Who'd hire an actor with a name like that?

Sascha Franck · Post by **Sascha Franck** » Thu Aug 05, 2004 9:40 pm

woolyloach wrote: Cozy Valiant
Who'd hire an actor with a name like that?

Me. Any day. What's your tarifes?

SuitcaseOfLizards · Post by **SuitcaseOfLizards** » Thu Aug 05, 2004 9:55 pm

Sascha Franck wrote:
woolyloach wrote: Cozy Valiant
Who'd hire an actor with a name like that?
Me. Any day. What's your tarifes?

Alas, I can't quit my day job and take up acting due to a large number of creditors, many of whom would love to remove several body parts (starting with my kneecaps) should I miss any payments.

Rock Hardbuns · Post by **Rock Hardbuns** » Thu Aug 05, 2004 10:14 pm

Funny porn titles:

anal Anal ANAL!!! (Written in an indiana jones style logo)

Edward Penishands

Tits of Fury

Butt Nuggets (like, WTF?)

Sleek Month · Post by **Sleek Month** » Thu Aug 05, 2004 11:01 pm

Weapons of Ass Destruction (1&2)
Any of the Slaphappy series. Truly Vulgar.

...the porn name is supposed to be your first pet and the street you grew up on, not your mom's maiden name.

Duh.

anyways, my first pet was named "Rags", which is a piss-poor porn star name.

....so, it'd be "Rags Belknap".

...at least it wasn't "Fido", or "Rover" or "Snoopy"...

-S.

bastien · Post by **bastien** » Thu Aug 05, 2004 11:04 pm

Shaving Ryan's Privates
Schlindler's Fist

(sorry)

pornstar · Post by **pornstar** » Thu Aug 05, 2004 11:38 pm

First one I saw and still a favorite was Ginger's Sex Asylum with Ginger Lynn.

Bobby Sox, Bad Wives and anything with Ashlyn Gere were pretty good.

Funny title: The Poonies

We've got Sci Fi, Horror......lets have a Porn movie thread