I'm not afraid to post a Reaper thread...
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- KVRAF
- 1724 posts since 31 Dec, 2004 from betwixt
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- Rad Grandad
- 38041 posts since 6 Sep, 2003 from Downeast Maine
Reaper is not at all what it appears to be and it's time the truth comes out. (this should clear up a lot)
You see actually it is a little known fact that there was a so-called 11th commandment on the back of the tablets Moses carried down the mountain but the only words they could make out for many, many centuries were "Dont fear the Reaper" (yes this is where the song came from, told you it would clear up a lot) so that is also where people thought the reaper meant death (see, clearing up even more things).
However there was all this other stuff that made no sense, some sort of code or something. Centuries passed but no one spoke of it as it was feared this code would summon the reaper or worse the devil. Someone took a rubbing of these codes and stored it away secretly and it wasn't until this century it was discovered, the scientist who discovered it had his camera and he took a picture of it. When he got home he opened the picture in his computer and like magic it read the code and coded this program out of no where (obviously designed to wait until we had the technology to understand).
When he opened it he found out it was this divine DAW the likes of which had not been seen before. Come behold the awesomeness he told everyone and soon people all over were downloading this holy grail to computer music production. Word spread more and more and people gathered together in forums all over webzland to share and study this new wonder and it's teachings. Then they would all go out in groups to spread the word of reaper to all of the immaculate codation of this new king of the DAWs. By 2016 every plce one ventures in the audio production corners of webzland you now will find the reaper's disciples spreading the word of the king of DAWs, an all to familiar tale.
So now you know who created Reaper
but dont tell anyone
You see actually it is a little known fact that there was a so-called 11th commandment on the back of the tablets Moses carried down the mountain but the only words they could make out for many, many centuries were "Dont fear the Reaper" (yes this is where the song came from, told you it would clear up a lot) so that is also where people thought the reaper meant death (see, clearing up even more things).
However there was all this other stuff that made no sense, some sort of code or something. Centuries passed but no one spoke of it as it was feared this code would summon the reaper or worse the devil. Someone took a rubbing of these codes and stored it away secretly and it wasn't until this century it was discovered, the scientist who discovered it had his camera and he took a picture of it. When he got home he opened the picture in his computer and like magic it read the code and coded this program out of no where (obviously designed to wait until we had the technology to understand).
When he opened it he found out it was this divine DAW the likes of which had not been seen before. Come behold the awesomeness he told everyone and soon people all over were downloading this holy grail to computer music production. Word spread more and more and people gathered together in forums all over webzland to share and study this new wonder and it's teachings. Then they would all go out in groups to spread the word of reaper to all of the immaculate codation of this new king of the DAWs. By 2016 every plce one ventures in the audio production corners of webzland you now will find the reaper's disciples spreading the word of the king of DAWs, an all to familiar tale.
So now you know who created Reaper
but dont tell anyone
The highest form of knowledge is empathy, for it requires us to suspend our egos and live in another's world. It requires profound, purpose‐larger‐than‐the‐self kind of understanding.
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- KVRAF
- 25849 posts since 20 Jan, 2008 from a star near where you are
Why would anyhow hate Reaper?lachrimae wrote:because I know the haters don't know wtf they're talking about
Are you implying that there is something to hate about Reaper?
I think I shall not buy it then...
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- KVRAF
- 2158 posts since 11 Oct, 2007 from Almanya
Whut? Someone on KVR doesn't like REAPER?!Numanoid wrote:Why would anyhow hate Reaper?
Are you implying that there is something to hate about Reaper?
I think I shall not buy it then...
That's it, I'm getting a refund!
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- KVRAF
- 4056 posts since 8 Jan, 2005 from Hamilton, New Zealand
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- KVRAF
- 35728 posts since 11 Apr, 2010 from Germany
Weird i was about to post a Yoda pic in this very thread earlier. Decided against it though, for some reason. Now you beat me to it! Guess this is one of those threads which scream for a Yoda reference. 
