KVR Audio

Protocol_b · Post by **Protocol_b** » Fri Aug 26, 2016 2:29 pm

Many KVR members prefer posting to reading. This may have been said before but I wouldn't know.

goldenanalog · Post by **goldenanalog** » Fri Aug 26, 2016 2:45 pm

Protocol_b wrote:Many KVR members prefer posting to reading. This may have been said before but I wouldn't know.

l believe that you're the first, Protocol-b (it's always a good idea to comment on a post with another post - fact-checking is not required).

starflakeprj · Post by **starflakeprj** » Fri Aug 26, 2016 2:47 pm

All KVR members are just failed musicians and producers, otherwise they wouldn't be hanging here.

goldenanalog · Post by **goldenanalog** » Fri Aug 26, 2016 2:52 pm

There are far fewer electronic musicians who are women - this is because they're smarter, and see the futility of it - and often remind their electronic musician boyfriends and husbands the same.

incubus · Post by **incubus** » Fri Aug 26, 2016 3:55 pm

Everyone knows that all guitar strings are the same and made in the same factory. Arguments to the contrary are from people that think that aliens are not real.

Protocol_b · Post by **Protocol_b** » Fri Aug 26, 2016 5:17 pm

All music software should only be compatible with Logic X, even on PC. Routing MIDI is for infants and the musically illiterate.

goldenanalog · Post by **goldenanalog** » Fri Aug 26, 2016 5:40 pm

Dave Smith and Tom Oberheim are the same person.

goldenanalog · Post by **goldenanalog** » Fri Aug 26, 2016 6:43 pm

Cakewalk users are just reformed Frooty Loops users. Cubase users are just ProTools users without any money. Reaper users are in denial; and Magix was started by two guys in a garage in Germany.

goldenanalog · Post by **goldenanalog** » Fri Aug 26, 2016 7:46 pm

starflakeprj wrote:All KVR members are just failed musicians and producers, otherwise they wouldn't be hanging here.

To put it another way: all failed musicians and producers eventually find their way to KVR - and then generously share their wealth of knowledge and experience with the collective.

chk071 · Post by **chk071** » Fri Aug 26, 2016 7:49 pm

Pro Tools is the best DAW for Hip Hop production.

goldenanalog · Post by **goldenanalog** » Fri Aug 26, 2016 8:00 pm

If you're a world-famous celebrity/musician, it's perfectly OK to make a YouTube video proudly displaying the fact that you use or*cked software - everybody knows that you gladly would have paid for it - if you weren't so busy being a genius -

starflakeprj · Post by **starflakeprj** » Fri Aug 26, 2016 8:47 pm

goldenanalog wrote:If you're a world-famous celebrity/musician, it's perfectly OK to make a YouTube video proudly displaying the fact that you use or*cked software - everybody knows that you gladly would have paid for it - if you weren't so busy being a genius -

It isn't trolling if it's true?

goldenanalog · Post by **goldenanalog** » Fri Aug 26, 2016 8:55 pm

starflakeprj wrote:It isn't trolling if it's true?

I guess that depends on one's perspective:

One world-famous celebrity/musician's reality might seem to the millions of the rest of us as bat-sh*t f*cking delusional -

goldenanalog · Post by **goldenanalog** » Fri Aug 26, 2016 9:57 pm

Congratulations!

You *finally* found the thread where all your posts belong -

goldenanalog · Post by **goldenanalog** » Fri Aug 26, 2016 10:10 pm

Joe Walsh for President.

Let's troll