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Frantz · Post by **Frantz** » Thu Sep 01, 2016 10:53 pm

What if a real fruit banana DJ spins fake EDM? Does the world end?

thecontrolcentre · Post by **thecontrolcentre** » Thu Sep 01, 2016 10:57 pm

I was looking for that gif. Found dancing banana girl instead.

Frantz · Post by **Frantz** » Thu Sep 01, 2016 10:59 pm

Dancing banana lady was a welcome addition to this thread.

EdSevered · Post by **EdSevered** » Fri Sep 02, 2016 1:29 pm

Frantz wrote:Dancing banana lady was a welcome addition to this thread.

She looks so serious in her devotion to bananas and dance music.

Gamma-UT · Post by **Gamma-UT** » Fri Sep 02, 2016 1:43 pm

Frantz wrote:What if a real fruit banana DJ spins fake EDM? Does the world end?

Is any plantain acceptable? It'll make the selective breeding easier.

foosnark · Post by **foosnark** » Tue Sep 06, 2016 3:30 pm

Are chickens real music?

thecontrolcentre · Post by **thecontrolcentre** » Tue Sep 06, 2016 3:34 pm

Now you're just being silly

incubus · Post by **incubus** » Wed Sep 07, 2016 12:37 am

foosnark wrote:Are chickens real music?

OMG, now that is funny.

goldenanalog · Post by **goldenanalog** » Wed Sep 07, 2016 1:05 am

A KVR thread was *almost * derailed :-o - thank goodness someone had the presence of mind to steer us clear of said looming tragedy by taking the necessary steps to create a separate (but equal) thread :clap: to which we can now all ponder what was wrote:
Is dance music real music ?

Let us refer to the genius that is wikipedia:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Music

"The creation, performance, significance, and even the definition of music vary according to culture and social context. Indeed, throughout history, some new forms or styles of music have been criticized as "not being music", including Beethoven's Grosse Fuge string quartet in 1825, early jazz in the beginning of the 1900s, and hardcore punk in the 1980s."

Zexila · Post by **Zexila** » Wed Sep 07, 2016 1:17 am

thecontrolcentre · Post by **thecontrolcentre** » Wed Sep 07, 2016 1:26 am

Is music real?

cron · Post by **cron** » Wed Sep 07, 2016 1:42 am

By all means call it "shit music," but "not music" is impossibly sneering. I feel the same way when people call conceptual art "not art" etc.

TEKing66 · Post by **TEKing66** » Wed Sep 07, 2016 2:44 am

Why Not!

rp314 · Post by **rp314** » Wed Sep 07, 2016 2:51 am

thecontrolcentre wrote:Is music real?

Precisely.

Of course, back in the day when some of us young folks were into this sort of thing:

quite a few would confidently tell us that Pharaoh Sanders' playing was not music.

The more things change...

goldenanalog · Post by **goldenanalog** » Wed Sep 07, 2016 3:19 am

TEKing66 wrote:Why Not!

Exactly.

How about this? (Musique concrete)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Musique_concr%C3%A8te