I basically find 2 types of producers on teh interwebbs

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Haha, it is just an observation. Also a wish. I wish I'd find more producers of tutorials making decent music. Like... classical. Or IDM.

But 90% of everything is either this:

"Hey yo, yo, yo, man, bruh, look, Studio one, dope dope man, ynowwhamean, yo, you take this tang, drop it, yo, booom! yo, dope, see, ynowamean, it's, it's, yo, this is how I do it, yknowimean" - *emits some hiphop stuff* - I wonder where those guys learned to talk.

And the others: They do not talk like that braindead ghetto style, but always end up emitting some kind of EDM, supersaw boom boom wobble boom bang.

Oh how I wish for more tutorials pleasing for my ears ;-)

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teh interwebbs... and you wonder about them?

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Wow ur so intelligent, not to mention observant :clap:

And you seem fairly eloquent too. Why don't you make some tutorials?

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There are some dudes releasing decent classical stuff, Beethoven, Shostakovich, some others. Find them on FB and ask to make some youtubes for you.
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Oh man, if only Johann-Joseph Fux and Rimski-Korsakov had made YouTube videos, people would have heard of them.

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Being a producer, even a good one, doesn't make anyone immediately a good teacher. In fact posting youtube videos aka. "content" is a good way of promotion on its own, even if one's actual music is a shit.

On the other hand, people who actually know stuff and can explain it well are not likely to do it for free.
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My personal favourite is youtube 'tutorials' (lmao) that start with 'This is yer boy blah blah blah'.
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tapiodmitriyevich wrote:But 90% of everything is...
...crap. Sturgeon's Law.

OTOH, its crap by folk trying to be creative in some fashion, so why should it bother anyone. Its certainly more admirable than being snide about folk trying to be creative.
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fat ones and skinny ones. it's an age old story of symbiosis; the skinny ones aid by cleaning the gills and other hard to reach places using their specialised sucking mouth parts.
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xoxos wrote:fat ones and skinny ones. it's an age old story of symbiosis; the skinny ones aid by cleaning the gills and other hard to reach places using their specialised sucking mouth parts.
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I've generally found over 120% of people on the internet tend to exaggerate

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Tutorials? What's that? Someone telling me how to make my music sound like his? Nah, f*** that s***, bro!

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mcbpete wrote:I've generally found over 120% of people on the internet tend to exaggerate
I agree 200% ...

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There are 2 ways to arbitrarily categorize everything.

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