5 years and I've still not decided on a producer name, any suggestions?

[chk071]

The Artist formerly known as The Artist Who Couldn't Figure Out An Artist Name.

[Zexila]

Nameless

[sfxsound3]

Who's That Guy?

[Zexila]

Joe's Foe's

[Distorted Horizon]

Maybe my favorite.. 2 girls 1 wub

[fluffy_little_something]

Why don't you just use your name? I can't hear those silly artistic names anymore that try to be funny or witty, but aren't. English ones in particular are annoying, groove this, beat that...

[Gamma-UT]

Procrastinating Beats

[sqigls]

DJ Hand Gesture
Captain Douchewagon
Pob Rapen
Lady Gargle
The Janitor Guy From That 80's Frat Party Movie
Mechanical Gash
The Penetrator
Toolio
Pernicious G
Donny Darkish
El Pinkeye
Focus Turbo Pro

[VariKusBrainZ]

Beat Walker
Space Designer
From Beyond
Skunk Connection
Caps Lock
Ecliptix

They're all suitably shit names only a Trance 'producer' would use

[VariKusBrainZ]

But seriously,

Captain Clagnut

[chk071]

Beat Walker
Space Designer
From Beyond
Skunk Connection
Caps Lock
Ecliptix

They're all suitably shit names only a Trance 'producer' would use

Logic Pro. The ultimate Trance DAW.

From Beyond is the name of a Stoner Rock band from the US btw: https://www.discogs.com/de/artist/2908007-From-Beyond-7 , and "Caps Lock" the name of some unknown IDM/Noise act. So, ya, at least triple fail there.

[Michael L]

DJ PressPlay

[VariKusBrainZ]

But seriously,

Captain Clagnut

Bad news its already taken

[Ph-J]

DJ Undecided

[xalama qo]

Ducer.
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