5 years and I've still not decided on a producer name, any suggestions?

[paradiddle]

gilf hunter

[Frantz]

HREQ needs a lot of help. After we find a name for him, we can help him find a genre.

three years and I still don't know what genre to produce, how the heck do you guys choose?

[Distorted Horizon]

Something like this would be cool

[ghettosynth]

HREQ needs a lot of help. After we find a name for him, we can help him find a genre.

three years and I still don't know what genre to produce, how the heck do you guys choose?

You have to mashup genres to get the kid's attention these days. Most of the obvious stuff has been done, but, I think that there's still room for innovation.

HammerGabberTrance: you put on parachute pants and dance like MC Hammer to trance sped up to gabber speeds but using only sounds and samples from 90s trance and new jack swing but fed through really harsh distortion.

Old-G: A mixture of time and terminology old-g combines the elements of old school rap with music that your grandmother likes. Definitely sample based with the authentic stuff using only samples from old episodes of the Lawrence Welk show.

IndifferentHardCore: Blends the tempos and synth sounds of happy hardcore with the vocals and guitar sounds of emo rock. Stops short of being too depressing though. Listening to it should feel like watching an art house film about paint drying, only very quickly.

NoTrance: Uses the sounds and tempos of trance music to create music that has absolutely no chance of putting anyone into a trance. Four on the floor is off the menu here. Must be epic and have huge chaotic builds. Really, if you get that right, you're kind of done. Imagine trance builds with a Shepard tone like quality to them.

[recursive one]

music that has absolutely no chance of putting anyone into a trance.

This is very accurate description of what is called "trance" today.

[thecontrolcentre]

Thread title reminds me of any early 2000s advertisement on TV to improve your IT skills ...
"50 years old and I cant open my own email"

[Frantz]

Old-G: A mixture of time and terminology old-g combines the elements of old school rap with music that your grandmother likes. Definitely sample based with the authentic stuff using only samples from old episodes of the Lawrence Welk show.

LL Cool J already did this in 1987 with his single "I Need Love." Although the video adds crowd footage and spoken parts to add "excitement" missing from the original track.

[ghettosynth]

Old-G: A mixture of time and terminology old-g combines the elements of old school rap with music that your grandmother likes. Definitely sample based with the authentic stuff using only samples from old episodes of the Lawrence Welk show.

LL Cool J already did this in 1987 with his single "I Need Love." Although the video adds crowd footage and spoken parts to add "excitement" missing from the original track.

Oh, that's WAY too hip, that's stuff your mom likes, and that crowd, that will never do! Old-G is going to work stuff like ol Dizzy Fingers into the mix...



Your grandma's going to love this. Also, to elaborate a bit, the raps must include clever double entendre that grandma won't get but loves because it reminds her of the olden days.

[Frantz]

Oh, that's WAY too hip, that's stuff your mom likes, and that crowd, that will never do! Old-G is going to work stuff like ol Dizzy Fingers into the mix...

Right, I think I found some authentic Old-G:

[Sparky77]

5yo (Five years old)

Or

Biggie5

[Zexila]

Cookie Cutter

[VariKusBrainZ]

You have to mashup genres to get the kid's attention these days. Most of the obvious stuff has been done, but, I think that there's still room for innovation.

Thanks for the tip

I fully expect to make it with my Nu Polka Step beats

[Zexila]

You have to mashup genres to get the kid's attention these days. Most of the obvious stuff has been done, but, I think that there's still room for innovation.

Thanks for the tip

I fully expect to make it with my Nu Polka Step beats

SW4GER is good artist name for you.

[thecontrolcentre]

You have to mashup genres to get the kid's attention these days. Most of the obvious stuff has been done, but, I think that there's still room for innovation.

Thanks for the tip

I fully expect to make it with my Nu Polka Step beats

The kids all want that Future Polka these days. Nu Polka is finished dude

[Zexila]