KVR Audio

pornofonic · Post by **pornofonic** » Thu Jul 20, 2017 5:36 pm

30% off intro pricing right now: $27.30 - http://pornofonic.com

Eleven breathtakingly noisy instruments from constructed and de/reconstructed junk: scratches, thumps, slaps and scrapes on springs, chains, jugs, tubs, bits, bottles, buckets, tubes, plastics, pots, prongs, and pebbles. A collection of gloriously noisy instruments designed to bring a little chaos and mayhem to your tracks—played solo or stacked on top of your existing drum kits.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myf9WXu9nXg&t=269s

KLÜSTERJUNKK: dirty percussion for filthy minds.

pornofonic · Post by **pornofonic** » Thu Jul 20, 2017 6:02 pm

Forgot the all-important price and I don't think I have edit privileges. The sale price is $27.24 (£21.00)

pornofonic · Post by **pornofonic** » Tue Jul 25, 2017 12:02 pm

A few of the instruments described:

CHAINJÜGG:
Heavy-gauge steel chain coiled inside a large PVC jug. A fabulously crude instrument with a dense tone and a dirty, metallic edge. Like stomping on chain mail. Great for adding heft and noise to skull-crushing rhythms.

SPRINGBÜKKET:
Two springs drawn across a steel bucket and played like an upright bass. With the bucket as resonator, scraping, plucking, tapping, and thumping the springs and body produce an instrument of astonishing depth and character.

RÖKKBOKKS:
A handful of pebbles inside a heavy-duty carton. Dense, resonant, and wonderfully dirty; the thud of drumming hands and the crack of rocks colliding make this a joy to work with. It loves to rock out with convolution impulses.

PLASTIKKBÜKKET:
Two hands and a heavy-duty plastic bin. Palms, fingers, knuckles, and sticks produce rich, organic articulations that range from soft and muffled to loud and crisp. This is a real workhorse. Play it like a tabla or stack it on a drum kit.

SPRINGTÜBE:
Two springs and an empty canister. The sheer range and dimension of this instrument is a joy; clicks, taps, pops, thuds, scrapes, and plucks...a percussive marvel. Retuned, convolved, delayed, this thing totally shreds.

JÜGGBITTZ:
Plastic shrapnel inside a large PVC jug; like a conga crossed with a bone rattle. Convolution, tuning, and brightness adjustments reveal just how much it can do. Smack it, shake it, blow on it...delicious crud to invigorate a rhythm track.

ilmai · Post by **ilmai** » Tue Jul 25, 2017 2:57 pm

Loving these sounds

I'm don't have a project that I could use these on at the moment, but will definitely keep this in mind for a future project.

pornofonic · Post by **pornofonic** » Tue Jul 25, 2017 3:19 pm

Noizzze!

Armagibbon · Post by **Armagibbon** » Tue Jul 25, 2017 3:23 pm

ahahahaha that company name. Love it.
Def into this kinda perc. Might pick this one up.

pornofonic · Post by **pornofonic** » Tue Jul 25, 2017 9:18 pm

Armagibbon wrote:ahahahaha that company name. Love it.
Def into this kinda perc. Might pick this one up.

https://www.collinsdictionary.com/us/su ... pornophony

Julien Unison · Post by **Julien Unison** » Wed Jul 26, 2017 5:36 am

I just bought it and it's really good

pornofonic · Post by **pornofonic** » Wed Jul 26, 2017 10:21 am

inusable wrote:I just bought it and it's really good

pornofonic · Post by **pornofonic** » Sat Jul 29, 2017 1:38 pm

A few of the instruments from the KLÜSTERJUNKK collection:

CHAINJÜGG: Heavy-gauge steel chain coiled inside a large PVC jug. A fabulously crude instrument with a dense tone and a dirty, metallic edge. Like stomping on chain mail. Great for adding heft and noise to skull-crushing rhythms.

SPRINGBÜKKET: Two springs drawn across a steel bucket and played like an upright bass. With the bucket as resonator, scraping, plucking, tapping, and thumping the springs and body produce an instrument of astonishing depth and character.

RÖKKBOKKS: A handful of pebbles inside a heavy-duty carton. Dense, resonant, and wonderfully dirty; the thud of drumming hands and the crack of rocks colliding make this a joy to work with. It loves to rock out with convolution impulses.

SPRINGTÜBE: Two springs and an empty canister. The sheer range and dimension of this instrument is a joy; clicks, taps, pops, thuds, scrapes, and plucks...a percussive marvel. Retuned, convolved, delayed, this thing totally shreds.

JÜGGBITTZ: Plastic shrapnel inside a large PVC jug; like a conga crossed with a bone rattle. Convolution, tuning, and brightness adjustments reveal just how much it can do. Smack it, shake it, blow on it...delicious crud to invigorate a rhythm track.

PLASTIKKRÖLL: A thick roll of heavy-duty garbage bags has never sounded this cool. Deep thuds, snapping thwacks, and crinkling tremolos make this a rich percussive toolbox. Colored with convolution, this little instrument adds dirt and texture.

More details at http://pornofonic.com

$27.30 until 8/1

mgw38 · Post by **mgw38** » Mon Jul 31, 2017 5:09 pm

Very well done. Love it!

pornofonic · Post by **pornofonic** » Mon Jul 31, 2017 5:37 pm

pornofonic · Post by **pornofonic** » Fri Aug 04, 2017 11:28 am

Some of the "instruments" are just found objects...like PLASTIKKRÖLL: A thick roll of heavy-duty garbage bags. Deep thuds, snapping thwacks, and crinkling tremolos make this a rich percussive toolbox. Colored with convolution, this little instrument adds dirt and texture.

Others are Frankenstein creations:

STEELPLÄTE: A steel pot lid fitted to a plastic bin. This hybrid instrument pairs the timbre of a choked cymbal with the resonance of a small tom. A surprisingly useful cymbal-drum that goes with anything. Set a delay and crank it.

pornofonic · Post by **pornofonic** » Thu Aug 10, 2017 10:01 am

4 days left for the 30% intro price -- $27.30 Ends on 8/14: http://pornofonic.com

pornofonic · Post by **pornofonic** » Sun Oct 01, 2017 11:11 am

FYI 25% off until October 31st: $29.25 - http://pornofonic.com

KLÜSTERJUNKK: Deliciously noisy percussion for Kontakt