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Stupid American Pig · Post by **Stupid American Pig** » Thu Sep 09, 2004 4:58 pm

I am having a pole(get it pole) about the size of the genitals of all you devs out there. Forget what your userbase, or what some magazine thinks of your your software, now is the time to put up or shut up. Drop trough and whip out the measuing tape. Female developers feel free to post Cup size.

bitcrusher · Post by **bitcrusher** » Thu Sep 09, 2004 5:12 pm

Stupid American Pig · Post by **Stupid American Pig** » Thu Sep 09, 2004 5:14 pm

I am not sure I have ever seen a WANG that big- I somehow feel inadequate now.

Robert Randolph · Post by **Robert Randolph** » Thu Sep 09, 2004 5:15 pm

http://www.i18nguy.com/l10n/shoes-anatomy.html

according to that, I have a good 15" on me.

Meffy · Post by **Meffy** » Thu Sep 09, 2004 5:15 pm

That's right. So big it has to scroll horizontally. People who know me in real life would be sooo surprised to learn this.

Meffy

P.S.: Optional casters are available to make it easier to wheel around the room.

SuitcaseOfLizards · Post by **SuitcaseOfLizards** » Thu Sep 09, 2004 5:49 pm

bitcrusher wrote:

Blimey that's a big Wang!

Must be hell to carry it about!

Jaeson Merrill · Post by **Jaeson Merrill** » Thu Sep 09, 2004 6:21 pm

hmm its a toss up between skot_fx and gol.

highdropod · Post by **highdropod** » Thu Sep 09, 2004 6:50 pm

native instruments

HUGE girth.

McLilith · Post by **McLilith** » Thu Sep 09, 2004 6:51 pm

Darn, I thought this was going to be a thread about computers made by Wang Laboratories.

You can visit this site to see some pictures of what they refer to as a "big old wang." Just scroll down toward the bottom of the page and click on these words: Big Old Wang

A better site would be this one. Yeah, you'll find lots of Wangs at that site. My favorite, is the Wang that NASA used to test space suit designs with. I suppose they figured if a suit design survived testing on a Wang that size, it should survive about anything. There's even a picture of a lady with a rather large Wang.

Unfortunately, it doesn't say if any of these people have ever written any VST software, or whether anyone's Wang ever assisted them in VST development.

Take care,
McLilith

Stupid American Pig · Post by **Stupid American Pig** » Thu Sep 09, 2004 6:54 pm

McLilith wrote:Darn, I thought this was going to be a thread about computers made by Wang Laboratories.

You can visit this site to see some pictures of what they refer to as a "big old wang." Just scroll down toward the bottom of the page and click on these words: Big Old Wang

A better site would be this one. Yeah, you'll find lots of Wangs at that site. My favorite, is the Wang that NASA used to test space suit designs with. I suppose they figured if a suit design survived testing on a Wang that size, it should survive about anything. There's even a picture of a lady with a rather large Wang.

Unfortunately, it doesn't say if any of these people have ever written any VST software, or whether anyone's Wang ever assisted them in VST development.

Take care,
McLilith

One of the most well thought out posts ever posted here. BRAVO... hahahahah

Which software developer has the biggest WANG?