I mean it in a humorous way, and don't mean to offend.
For me, a real instrument is one which allows me to express myself by using sound. It could be a spoon or a DAW running a hundred plugins on my computer or anything else for that matter.
However, I do understand the distinction you are trying to make, but just do not see it that way. This distinction of what a real instrument should be, is fake. It's wholly arbitrary and some would say, elitist, and certainly does not reflect the simple reality of what musicinas use as their real instruments!
To say that the Moog Is a real instrument because you have to record it to tape, contrasting this method with software synths which can be simply sequenced via MIDI, is curiosum abstractum! (you know that you can treat a software synth in the same way and print it to tape in real time? Does it become a real instrument in this scenario?).
The music tech forums have seen a lot of such erroneous sentiments like you have shown above over the years...I'm surprised to read it here now.
You also allude to the real time expression again, as if to say that the Moog can be expressive, but a software synth played via a midi controller, can not. We have covered this already. My two audio examples were ignored by you. Don't be affarid, you can listen to them.