If you've been here a while and aren't feeling old...

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AnX
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4114 posts since 17 Nov, 2015

Post Fri Jan 18, 2019 12:37 pm

sjm wrote:
Tue Jan 15, 2019 3:31 pm

The United Kingdom is Europe’s biggest importer of loo paper and it is said that only one day’s supply of toilet paper exists in stock. If Britain leaves the EU Customs Union and Single Market in five months’ time [at the time the article was written] and the trucks transporting toilet paper are held up at Calais or Dover, British bottoms will have to be wiped with torn-up newspapers as in bygone days.
https://prospect.org/article/brexit-pan ... ilet-paper

maybe if the EU send back all the money we gave them, i can wipe my fat arse with it

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vurt
addled muppet weed
42791 posts since 26 Jan, 2003 from through the looking glass

Re: If you've been here a while and aren't feeling old...

Post Fri Jan 18, 2019 12:41 pm

AnX wrote:
Fri Jan 18, 2019 12:37 pm
sjm wrote:
Tue Jan 15, 2019 3:31 pm

The United Kingdom is Europe’s biggest importer of loo paper and it is said that only one day’s supply of toilet paper exists in stock. If Britain leaves the EU Customs Union and Single Market in five months’ time [at the time the article was written] and the trucks transporting toilet paper are held up at Calais or Dover, British bottoms will have to be wiped with torn-up newspapers as in bygone days.
https://prospect.org/article/brexit-pan ... ilet-paper

maybe if the EU send back all the money we gave them, i can wipe my fat arse with it
i hope you get it in £20s.
the new 5s n 10s would just smear it all over your arse :scared:

AnX
KVRAF
4114 posts since 17 Nov, 2015

Re: If you've been here a while and aren't feeling old...

Post Fri Jan 18, 2019 12:43 pm

vurt wrote:
Fri Jan 18, 2019 12:41 pm
AnX wrote:
Fri Jan 18, 2019 12:37 pm
sjm wrote:
Tue Jan 15, 2019 3:31 pm

The United Kingdom is Europe’s biggest importer of loo paper and it is said that only one day’s supply of toilet paper exists in stock. If Britain leaves the EU Customs Union and Single Market in five months’ time [at the time the article was written] and the trucks transporting toilet paper are held up at Calais or Dover, British bottoms will have to be wiped with torn-up newspapers as in bygone days.
https://prospect.org/article/brexit-pan ... ilet-paper

maybe if the EU send back all the money we gave them, i can wipe my fat arse with it
i hope you get it in £20s.
the new 5s n 10s would just smear it all over your arse :scared:
yeah, they are horrible. Cut ya nose when tooting too :x

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vurt
addled muppet weed
42791 posts since 26 Jan, 2003 from through the looking glass

Re: If you've been here a while and aren't feeling old...

Post Fri Jan 18, 2019 12:44 pm

:lol:

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toonertik
KVRian
985 posts since 15 Feb, 2017 from a worn out vinyl groove

Re: If you've been here a while and aren't feeling old...

Post Fri Jan 18, 2019 1:02 pm

cheapskates... use 50's... longer barrel sure gives more velocity :wink:

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vurt
addled muppet weed
42791 posts since 26 Jan, 2003 from through the looking glass

Re: If you've been here a while and aren't feeling old...

Post Sun Jan 20, 2019 11:42 am

sjm wrote:
Tue Jan 15, 2019 3:31 pm
vurt wrote:
Tue Jan 15, 2019 10:29 am
cant actually buy that around here :)

(the sun i mean, not loo roll, we use loo roll, were not claggy)
That might change in the first week of April...
The United Kingdom is Europe’s biggest importer of loo paper and it is said that only one day’s supply of toilet paper exists in stock. If Britain leaves the EU Customs Union and Single Market in five months’ time [at the time the article was written] and the trucks transporting toilet paper are held up at Calais or Dover, British bottoms will have to be wiped with torn-up newspapers as in bygone days.
https://prospect.org/article/brexit-pan ... ilet-paper

im dreading this, ive been having nightmares.
one day ill go "down town" with the gf, and she will have used some newspaper or other to dry the lettuce, and there, staring back from the labia will be an imprinted facsimile of rees mogg or trump or someone :o

SteveWZ
KVRian
838 posts since 26 Feb, 2016

Re: If you've been here a while and aren't feeling old...

Post Sun Jan 20, 2019 5:02 pm

Chris Walton wrote:
Thu Sep 07, 2017 6:35 am
... note that I turned 30 this year.

Feeling old yet? :D
OMG!

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Chris Walton
KVRAF
2162 posts since 25 Jan, 2007 from the back room, away from his wife's sight (or so he thinks)

Re: If you've been here a while and aren't feeling old...

Post Sat Apr 06, 2019 1:08 am

32 next month. I noticed a fat long gray hair yesterday.

Also my daughter is 8 now.
Full-time Daddy and Software Developer
Part-time Musician and Smartass
Zero-time Intelligent Being
Formerly known as arke, VladimirDimitrievich, bslf, and ctmg. Yep, those bans were deserved.

Kongru
KVRist
400 posts since 23 Feb, 2017

Re: If you've been here a while and aren't feeling old...

Post Sat Apr 06, 2019 1:45 am

Chris Walton wrote:
Sat Apr 06, 2019 1:08 am
32 next month. I noticed a fat long gray hair yesterday.

Also my daughter is 8 now.
I'm 26 and I've got a few grey hairs, so much so that my friends and barbers comment on them.

camsr
KVRAF
6931 posts since 17 Feb, 2005

Re: If you've been here a while and aren't feeling old...

Post Mon Apr 08, 2019 10:29 pm

vurt wrote:
Sun Jan 20, 2019 11:42 am
sjm wrote:
Tue Jan 15, 2019 3:31 pm
vurt wrote:
Tue Jan 15, 2019 10:29 am
cant actually buy that around here :)

(the sun i mean, not loo roll, we use loo roll, were not claggy)
That might change in the first week of April...
The United Kingdom is Europe’s biggest importer of loo paper and it is said that only one day’s supply of toilet paper exists in stock. If Britain leaves the EU Customs Union and Single Market in five months’ time [at the time the article was written] and the trucks transporting toilet paper are held up at Calais or Dover, British bottoms will have to be wiped with torn-up newspapers as in bygone days.
https://prospect.org/article/brexit-pan ... ilet-paper

im dreading this, ive been having nightmares.
one day ill go "down town" with the gf, and she will have used some newspaper or other to dry the lettuce, and there, staring back from the labia will be an imprinted facsimile of rees mogg or trump or someone :o
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