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Karbon L. Forms · Post by **Karbon L. Forms** » Sat Oct 02, 2004 12:28 pm

Anyone ever made a multi-sampled fart soundset?

Someone must have surely.

Bitstreem · Post by **Bitstreem** » Sat Oct 02, 2004 12:35 pm

I tried once, but the smell brought the process to an abrupt halt after we were done with the first layer.

Also, tuning the sh*t to the chromatic scale turned out to be really difficult, even with a talented performer.

I HAVE sampled a coffee-machine brewing a nice, warm cuppa, though. Not quite as funny, but the smell was much nicer.

Sorry.

Arne S.

morelia · Post by **morelia** » Sat Oct 02, 2004 12:38 pm

Looking for that authentic ANALog sound?

Karbon L. Forms · Post by **Karbon L. Forms** » Sat Oct 02, 2004 12:40 pm

I suppose one could get away with maybe just the three. A squeeky high one then spread it a bit over the keys with pitch shifting, then a mid-range job, spread that, and a sub-bass belter, spread that too.
Spot of reverb perchance unless the original sample captures the room.

Karbon L. Forms · Post by **Karbon L. Forms** » Sat Oct 02, 2004 12:41 pm

morelia wrote:Looking for that authentic ANALog sound?

Quality sir!

morelia · Post by **morelia** » Sat Oct 02, 2004 12:45 pm

then spread it a bit over the keys

Are we talking about gas here or something more substantial?

Voidoid Surrealist · Post by **Voidoid Surrealist** » Sat Oct 02, 2004 12:50 pm

Thank got VST doesn't have scratch and sniff technology...

Teksonik · Post by **Teksonik** » Sat Oct 02, 2004 1:15 pm

We've hit bottom. It can't possibly get any lower than this.

Ford Prefect · Post by **Ford Prefect** » Sat Oct 02, 2004 1:19 pm

VoidoidSurrealist wrote:Thank got VST doesn't have scratch and sniff technology...

Who the f*ck is got?...Thank BOB!:P

Karbon L. Forms · Post by **Karbon L. Forms** » Sat Oct 02, 2004 1:20 pm

Teksonik wrote:We've hit bottom. It can't possibly get any lower than this.

Nah.
Fanny farts would get us lower dude.

Armadillo · Post by **Armadillo** » Sat Oct 02, 2004 1:35 pm

http://www.createfarts.com/

www.createafart.com was much better but doesn't seem to be working anymore

VicDiesel · Post by **VicDiesel** » Sat Oct 02, 2004 1:37 pm

Teksonik wrote:We've hit bottom.

Pun intended, no doubt.

V.

Bitstreem · Post by **Bitstreem** » Sat Oct 02, 2004 2:01 pm

Did anyone else notice that for a little while, this thread was JUST below the "To realease or not release..." thread? Coincidence?

Sorry again.

Arne S.

Farts