Swingbeat; How do I do it?

[vurt]

I never liked people well enough to be very promiscuous

i apparently wasn't quite good looking enough to be at all promiscuous

my ex wife once accused me of cheating, which i didn't.
but i have to admit, inside i felt proud that she thought the girl in question would be interested in me

[IncarnateX]

I just think sex easily gets boring compared

i think you might be doing it wrong

Fortunately not that wrong. Got two lovely daughters. Sex is good for that if nothing else.

[vurt]

cant argue with that

im an expectant grandfather

[IncarnateX]

Damn, old lad. Congratulations.

That will take some time for me; 9 and 13 years old respectively. Hope I live to see it happen.

[vurt]

cheers
im sure you will, but just enjoy them as they are now.

wont be long till youre at the door interrogating teenage boys who knock on

[vurt]

id have been terrible as a father if id had a daughter.
local boys would be getting castrated in their sleep

giving a four year old a right telling off for holding hands with my daughter



yeah, thank the spaghetti monster i had a son, only one penis to worry about

[toonertik]

im an expectant grandfather

I have a daughter and 3 Grandchildren...
Luckily she got involved with a super cool guy when she was just 18 and still with him

[vurt]

so theres the three of us, screwing with the gene pool

[IncarnateX]

local boys would be getting castrated in their sleep

Plan to do that when they are quite awake if necessary.

[vurt]

local boys would be getting castrated in their sleep

Plan to do that when they are quite awake if necessary.

its what you gotta do!

[toonertik]

so theres the three of us, screwing with the gene pool

[jancivil]

I never liked people well enough to be very promiscuous

i apparently wasn't quite good looking enough to be at all promiscuous

I'm way over the hill and a cripple but still get propositioned.

[IncarnateX]

so theres the three of us, screwing with the gene pool

Our genes are the lesser diasease compared to zeh prod-u-know-who-zahs

[jancivil]

"A modern take on producer modernity" = "slavery is freedom"

it grows worse every day here, and 'here' is just a microcosm:

"There's no denying that Rumpshaker is a Swingbeat Classic"

The name of the thing with an operative word which stands for nothing in the music, and an idiot thinking this trumps all discussion of how do you do swingbeat, which is evidently not even the style brought in in the OP.


This is tantamount to disease, it's degraded, it's not a good sign.

[vurt]

I never liked people well enough to be very promiscuous

i apparently wasn't quite good looking enough to be at all promiscuous

I'm way over the hill and a cripple but still get propositioned.

now that i walk with a stick, i get a lot of people opening doors for me.
i count that as being hit on