I so hate that get this free course crap wbu?

[el-bo (formerly ebow)]

Watch this free seminar get this free course , ,
these six or whatever tips will get you mixing your songs in a week it took me 7 or 15 years now u can have my experience,
u watch the whole video to get nothing you dont already know

I know, right? It's borderline criminal.

If it interests you, I've put together a course that will teach you how to navigate through all this lame marketing bullshit. It contains wisdom condensed from at least eighty years of my own personal experience, along with tips 'n' tricks from others in the industry.

So! How much will this fast-track-to-success-in-bullshit-avoidance cost you? Nothing! It's absolutely, totally, utterly and indubitably FREE*




























*Free for the first two lessons, after which you will be charged a shit-ton of money, every month to your credit-card. Any attempt to cancel before the course has been terminated, and the student has demonstrated knowledge to a competent level, and Vurt'll be 'round to crack some fuckin' skulls!! Capiche!!

[vurt]

[enCiphered]

Which crap course is she referring to? Link?

[bunja1979]

london is shit.

London is shit that's why I don't live there anymore , but the cockneys are amazing coz I'm one of them!
and yes I eat the best kind of peas mushy peas with my pie and mash and licker sauce bro !

[vurt]

cockneys don't call people "bro"
they call people "geezer".
you sir, are not a cockney!

[Forgotten]

[bunja1979]

cockneys don't call people "bro"
they call people "geezer".
you sir, are not a cockney!

What era u living in dude

[bunja1979]

Which crap course is she referring to? Link?

The How to pull your mum without even trying course

[bunja1979]

cockneys don't call people "bro"
they call people "geezer".
you sir, are not a cockney!

I suppose cockneys dont call people bruv either have you visited london before vurt?

[telecode]

San Holo just released one of those. Total BS!! I like the guys work/music but I'd never pay $500 to watch him work on a DAW

[SampleScience]

San Holo just released one of those. Total BS!! I like the guys work/music but I'd never pay $500 to watch him work on a DAW

Then you're not a REAL fan!

[BertKoor]

u watch the whole video to get nothing you dont already know

So you know all the basics. You have all the required knowledge already!!

So just STOP watching tuts further, it's a waste of time.
The rest is up to creativity (you have plenty of that, right?) and more experience. But don't lean too much on experience, try doing things a bit different. Creativity...

[AnX]

cockneys don't call people "bro"
they call people "geezer".
you sir, are not a cockney!

I suppose cockneys dont call people bruv either have you visited london before vurt?

i visited london before vurt

[chk071]

This thread would achieve a good ranking in the "Who care's?" list.

[EatMe]

Yes, it is indeed.. I guess I need to find a German or French word here..

*Free for the first two lessons, after which you will be charged a shit-ton of money, every month to your credit-card. Any attempt to cancel before the course has been terminated, and the student has demonstrated knowledge to a competent level, and Vurt'll be 'round to crack some fuckin' skulls!! Capiche!!

Umm.. I guess I read those small characters.. You forgot to add that you'll also get free access to all your productions* (*mp3) for a month to which you can get lifetime access for only $500* (* per month))!

https://soundcloud.com/church-of-lel/signmethefuckup

I guess Church Of Lel sums it up quite clearly: That's some good s**t, sign me the f**k up.