I so hate that get this free course crap wbu?
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- Boss Lovin' DR
- 14312 posts since 15 Mar, 2002 from the grimness of yorkshire
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- KVRAF
- 11000 posts since 15 Apr, 2019 from Nowhere
The whole thing had me crying with laughter the first time I ever saw it
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- KVRAF
- 18049 posts since 24 May, 2009 from A galaxy, far far away
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- addled muppet weed
- 111301 posts since 26 Jan, 2003 from through the looking glass
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- KVRAF
- 11000 posts since 15 Apr, 2019 from Nowhere
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- addled muppet weed
- 111301 posts since 26 Jan, 2003 from through the looking glass
cuts through bone like fackin butter!
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- KVRist
- Topic Starter
- 90 posts since 24 Apr, 2019
The wally thing your probs rightvurt wrote: Sun Aug 11, 2019 2:26 pma didilo?bunja1979 wrote: Sun Aug 11, 2019 1:55 am( just to explain “up my arse and around the corner thats the way to california )
But nah shes not a dildo your mum but shes close she had a son whos a didilo not many word difference
( to all the americans a didilo is a wally ) “frying pan music playing”
also, you seem confused again.
to americans wally is waldo.
a dildo is the thing your wife employs when you finish before shes even started.
As for any woman being with me and needing a dildo (she would never need one as id be on her minge like a fly round shit
but i dont have a wife i cant deal with that type of commitment ,but i imagine a wife to be a bit sarcastic , annoying , doesn't have good jokes , constantly hanging around the same place for over 10 years not wanting to travel out thier comfort zone , they like pink dildos so much they constantly speak about them , oh no wait maybe thats not a wife thats a vurt in a skirt , your a woman aint you vurt ? Shall we get married and make frying pan music together ? No wait maybe not you probably look like susans boyles left arse cheek , scratch that brotheus from another mofeus , as for california , i think ive just commited genecide as i just had a nice big f u c k i n g. Sh i t 
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- addled muppet weed
- 111301 posts since 26 Jan, 2003 from through the looking glass
too late, i got married yesterday.
ps: its genocide. not genecide.
carrot.
ps: its genocide. not genecide.
carrot.
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- KVRAF
- 3086 posts since 4 May, 2012
That's fantastic. The writing works better than the original. So much more entertaining.
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- addled muppet weed
- 111301 posts since 26 Jan, 2003 from through the looking glass
it saddens me.
seeing someone so charming like bunja, and obviously a romantic with lines like "on her minge like a fly round shit", it surprises me hes single. youd honestly think hed be beating them off with sticks.
instead we find hes hiding in old ladies bushes beating himself off.
what a world.
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- KVRAF
- 11000 posts since 15 Apr, 2019 from Nowhere
Truly, he has the lyrical skills of Lord Byron or Shakespeare, yet the world doth cast him under its cruel foot (or at least into the smeg smeared bushes mentioned above).vurt wrote: Tue Aug 13, 2019 2:58 pmit saddens me.
seeing someone so charming like bunja, and obviously a romantic with lines like "on her minge like a fly round shit", it surprises me hes single. youd honestly think hed be beating them off with sticks.
instead we find hes hiding in old ladies bushes beating himself off.
what a world.