The "NEW" Plugin Alliance?

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jens
KVRAF
19602 posts since 12 Jul, 2003 from West Caprazumia

Post Wed Aug 14, 2019 7:53 am

sqigls wrote:
Tue Aug 13, 2019 10:13 pm
i really don't understand how they take so long to update their website.
Like version history of plugins for example, fair enough they stock a lot of plugins, but it shouldn't take much longer than a few hours to type...?
Probably it takes them a while to suss out who of the 30+ employees is responsible for it... :hihi:

Hence one-man-shows such like Valhalla, Hornet, etc. can do it so much faster... :hihi:

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lnikj
KVRAF
2109 posts since 23 May, 2005 from the North Cornwall coast

Re: The "NEW" Plugin Alliance?

Post Wed Aug 14, 2019 9:05 am

jens wrote:
Wed Aug 14, 2019 7:53 am
sqigls wrote:
Tue Aug 13, 2019 10:13 pm
i really don't understand how they take so long to update their website.
Like version history of plugins for example, fair enough they stock a lot of plugins, but it shouldn't take much longer than a few hours to type...?
Probably it takes them a while to suss out who of the 30+ employees is responsible for it... :hihi:
OK, let's hear everybody's best 'How many PA employees does it take to change a lightbulb?' jokes :lol:

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vurt
addled muppet weed
48596 posts since 26 Jan, 2003 from through the looking glass

Re: The "NEW" Plugin Alliance?

Post Wed Aug 14, 2019 9:07 am

lnikj wrote:
Wed Aug 14, 2019 9:05 am
jens wrote:
Wed Aug 14, 2019 7:53 am
sqigls wrote:
Tue Aug 13, 2019 10:13 pm
i really don't understand how they take so long to update their website.
Like version history of plugins for example, fair enough they stock a lot of plugins, but it shouldn't take much longer than a few hours to type...?
Probably it takes them a while to suss out who of the 30+ employees is responsible for it... :hihi:
OK, let's hear everybody's best 'How many PA employees does it take to change a lightbulb?' jokes :lol:
how many subs do they need to afford the light bulbs?

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el-bo (formerly ebow)
KVRAF
13099 posts since 24 May, 2009 from A galaxy, far far away

Re: The "NEW" Plugin Alliance?

Post Wed Aug 14, 2019 9:22 am

lnikj wrote:
Wed Aug 14, 2019 9:05 am
How many PA employees does it take to change a lightbulb?
Thanks to The New Plugin Alliance's Dynamic Working Practices:

Change 2 Lightbulbs, 16 employees
Change 3 Lightbulbs, 14 employees
Change 4 Lightbulbs, 12 employees
Change 5 Lightbulbs, 10 employees

NEW:
Change 6 or more Lightbulbs, 8 employees

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lnikj
KVRAF
2109 posts since 23 May, 2005 from the North Cornwall coast

Re: The "NEW" Plugin Alliance?

Post Wed Aug 14, 2019 9:31 am

It will depend on which side of the pond of course. Despite having to pay VAT EU customers since 2009 are no longer allowed to install vintage lightbulb emulations.

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dionenoid
KVRist
320 posts since 3 Jan, 2019 from Holland

Re: The "NEW" Plugin Alliance?

Post Wed Aug 14, 2019 10:31 am

lnikj wrote:
Wed Aug 14, 2019 9:05 am
'How many PA employees does it take to change a lightbulb?'
All the employees that were capable have left PA and started for themselves.
More BPM please

reggie1979
KVRian
1032 posts since 26 Nov, 2018

Re: The "NEW" Plugin Alliance?

Post Wed Aug 14, 2019 10:40 am

How many? Just one but the screw doesn't fit very well.

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GaryG
KVRAF
5771 posts since 13 Jan, 2003 from Kent, UK

Re: The "NEW" Plugin Alliance?

Post Wed Aug 14, 2019 11:30 am

And they have to pay a $20 fee to transfer the bulb, and then can only change two bulbs a month.

(not sure of the accuracy of that last bit but... meh)
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jens
KVRAF
19602 posts since 12 Jul, 2003 from West Caprazumia

Re: The "NEW" Plugin Alliance?

Post Wed Aug 14, 2019 11:31 am

:lol:

glitch-o
KVRist
31 posts since 23 Jul, 2018

Re: The "NEW" Plugin Alliance?

Post Thu Aug 15, 2019 6:06 pm

How many PA employees? All of them. One to screw in the bulb and the rest to screw the customers. And then a few hundred facebook groupies to praise what a good screwing that was.

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