this plug in is amazing

[dionenoid]

New users are gonna be in for a treat with it's combinators.

[db3]

Intel are now requiring installation of This Plugin™ if you want to run a processor with AVX.

[dionenoid]

This plug-in is so good that even JunSev started the subscription and is using it with iLok.

[The Noodlist]

I've heard there's no copy protection, each user's copy is linked to their cerebral cortex.

[neverbeeninariot]

The sound of this plugin is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think your last production was a proper banger, but that's just peanuts to this plugin.

[vurt]

some new users have reported a feeling of total despondency on their first few uses.
this is normal, it's the realisation your life was meaningless before this plugin.
it passes soon enough.

[nocturnal owl]

I was surprised to discover that this plugin keeps the barking spiders from barking.

[Saffran]

Yup, and it keeps the pink elephants away.

[SuitcaseOfLizards]

I can't BELIEVE you lot are still using This Plugin! It's obsolete, the original development staff have been fired in favor of trained hamsters, and the new U was based on the shape of a camel turd!

The best plugin is THAT Plugin. Over 1000 waveforms per oscillator bank, time-variant AI morphing formant filters, and a TARDIS taychon transfer block that can retrieve samples of ancient instruments and instruments from other planets! And, come on, the Make Hit button allows you to select which genre to create a hit for, or even lets you define a new one!!!

Get with the program, folks, or get left behind! It's THAT Plugin that's truly amazing!

Bloody amateurs...

[vurt]

I can't BELIEVE you lot are still using This Plugin! It's obsolete, the original development staff have been fired in favor of trained hamsters, and the new U was based on the shape of a camel turd!

The best plugin is THAT Plugin. Over 1000 waveforms per oscillator bank, time-variant AI morphing formant filters, and a TARDIS taychon transfer block that can retrieve samples of ancient instruments and instruments from other planets! And, come on, the Make Hit button allows you to select which genre to create a hit for, or even lets you define a new one!!!

Get with the program, folks, or get left behind! It's THAT Plugin that's truly amazing!

Bloody amateurs...

heretic! burn him!

reported!

[SuitcaseOfLizards]

Uh oh, the fanbois are out!

Well look, if you don't want to pay the 350,000 bhat for that plugin, or if the eeeeyiiiiLock is putting you off, you can try the BETA of TheOther Plugin.

They're only asking for a pint and 2 meat pies per copy, there's no copy protection, and it'll run on a system as limited as a 24-cpu cluster machine (and come on, ho doesn't have something that small hanging about?). And while the TARDIS block is missing, it has a unique Porn-O-Graphics-based UI that is specially designed for touch control! You can get TOTALLY hands on with TheOther plugin and they guarantee all your tracks will have a happy ending! Find THAT anywhere else!!

There ARE options, if you open your mind to incontro-vurt-able evidence.

[vurt]

i am not a fanbois.
im an acolyte.

[vurt]

ps: burn him, with fire!

[Saffran]

Throw cameltoes at him!
Or camels...whatever.

[SuitcaseOfLizards]

i am not a fanbois.
im an acolyte.

OOOOPS, sorry, my bad!