Ableton is everywhere...

[vurt]

[el-bo (formerly ebow)]

Interesting how a thread about Ableton suddenly can turn into a thread about toilet paper.

According to the hatred some have for Ableton, there's probably far less than six degrees of separation between the two.

Besides, free jokes are much healthier than Prozac






(Other anti-depressants are available. Please consult your doctor if you suffer from any of the listed side-effects)

[Forgotten]

Just make sure there is a good skid mark in every pair

In the socks? That’s dedication.

Always a useful fallback if you run out of toilet paper...

I often run out of paper, on-purpose, just so I can. Ah! The benefits of being a single man

To be fair, I thought he was referring to the dog slide-wiping from the video I posted. My comment suggesting that I purposefully run out of toilet paper just so I can skid along the rug like a dog.

On reflection, it doesn't really sound much better

So I assume there’s no concept of “wipe your feet before you come in” at your place?

[vurt]

may as well tell this here now...
my toilet is downstairs, as many of you know i suffer from some mobility issues.
my mum, gawd bless er, suggested, rather than walk up and down stairs with my bad knees and hips and back for a piss when im half asleep...
"why don't you use a litter tray?"

[el-bo (formerly ebow)]

In the socks? That’s dedication.

Always a useful fallback if you run out of toilet paper...

I often run out of paper, on-purpose, just so I can. Ah! The benefits of being a single man

To be fair, I thought he was referring to the dog slide-wiping from the video I posted. My comment suggesting that I purposefully run out of toilet paper just so I can skid along the rug like a dog.

On reflection, it doesn't really sound much better

So I assume there’s no concept of “wipe your feet before you come in” at your place?

Erm...I'm just happy the you think I have friends

[Forgotten]

Thinking about your avatar and this topic of conversation just reminded me of Cartman playing World of Warcraft: “Meeeeem! Bathroom!!!”

[el-bo (formerly ebow)]

may as well tell this here now...
my toilet is downstairs, as many of you know i suffer from some mobility issues.
my mum, gawd bless er, suggested, rather than walk up and down stairs with my bad knees and hips and back for a piss when im half asleep...
"why don't you use a litter tray?"

Litter is pretty expensive, amirite?

[vurt]

may as well tell this here now...
my toilet is downstairs, as many of you know i suffer from some mobility issues.
my mum, gawd bless er, suggested, rather than walk up and down stairs with my bad knees and hips and back for a piss when im half asleep...
"why don't you use a litter tray?"

Litter is pretty expensive, amirite?

yeah, that's the reason i said no...

[Forgotten]

may as well tell this here now...
my toilet is downstairs, as many of you know i suffer from some mobility issues.
my mum, gawd bless er, suggested, rather than walk up and down stairs with my bad knees and hips and back for a piss when im half asleep...
"why don't you use a litter tray?"

Litter is pretty expensive, amirite?

Pisspot under the bed. Problem solved!

[el-bo (formerly ebow)]

Thinking about your avatar and this topic of conversation just reminded me of Cartman playing World of Warcraft: “Meeeeem! Bathroom!!!”

Speaking of which, I just started playing 'The Stick Of Truth™', a couple of days ago

[el-bo (formerly ebow)]

may as well tell this here now...
my toilet is downstairs, as many of you know i suffer from some mobility issues.
my mum, gawd bless er, suggested, rather than walk up and down stairs with my bad knees and hips and back for a piss when im half asleep...
"why don't you use a litter tray?"

Litter is pretty expensive, amirite?

Pisspot under the bed. Problem solved!

I used to have a pisspot underneath my bed, but he started cramping my style when the chicks came over. I had to kick him out

[Yorrrrrr]

Best!

[machinesworking]

Besides the obvious (Live being frigging awesome), I always wondered if devs don't simply use Live as neutral gray background to make the plugins stand-out (while still retaining the "real life usage" scenario).

Bingo! Now back to skid mark jokes...

[dupont]

Reaper is everywhere...

Yes an without marketing forces and hiring artists who let think they use there DAW (even if they use ghost writters who uses another DAW)

[el-bo (formerly ebow)]

Reaper is everywhere...

Yes an without marketing forces and hiring artists who let think they use there DAW (even if they use ghost writters who uses another DAW)

Oooh, Juicy!! Who do you know that's fronting for Ableton while their ghostwriters are using other Daw?