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V0RT3X · Post by **V0RT3X** » Mon Dec 16, 2019 5:22 am

You're not a real producer unless...

You only use free synthesizers..

Keep em coming

crimsonwarlock · Post by **crimsonwarlock** » Mon Dec 16, 2019 5:26 am

.... you have a lava lamp in your studio

V0RT3X · Post by **V0RT3X** » Mon Dec 16, 2019 5:28 am

crimsonwarlock wrote: ↑Mon Dec 16, 2019 5:26 am .... you have a lava lamp in your studio

joeslavalamp.jpeg

I think he disagrees

crimsonwarlock · Post by **crimsonwarlock** » Tue Dec 17, 2019 6:08 am

V0RT3X wrote: ↑Mon Dec 16, 2019 5:28 am
crimsonwarlock wrote: ↑Mon Dec 16, 2019 5:26 am .... you have a lava lamp in your studio
I think he disagrees

Nope, it's there behind him right over his left shoulder

morelia · Post by **morelia** » Tue Dec 17, 2019 6:27 am

You're not a real producer unless you identify as a Producer.

Doug1978 · Post by **Doug1978** » Tue Dec 17, 2019 8:18 am

You're not a real producer unless you belong to the League.

Don't believe those who name themselves 'Professional', create nonsense Youtube videos about EQ or foolishly criticize the League.
They are attention-seeking charlatans who will lead you up the garden path and then roger you roughly in muddy wellington boots.

donkey tugger · Post by **donkey tugger** » Tue Dec 17, 2019 8:24 am

...you've been called an idiot by bones

spunkmuffin · Post by **spunkmuffin** » Tue Dec 17, 2019 8:37 am

donkey tugger wrote: ↑Tue Dec 17, 2019 8:24 am ...you've been called an idiot by bones

I'm a producer.

perfumer · Post by **perfumer** » Tue Dec 17, 2019 8:57 am

... you're making beatz! DOPE beatz!

PieBerger · Post by **PieBerger** » Tue Dec 17, 2019 9:29 am

you're a grade 8 kazoo player

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Tue Dec 17, 2019 4:44 pm

you've shat in a bin.

thecontrolcentre · Post by **thecontrolcentre** » Tue Dec 17, 2019 4:49 pm

You're not a real producer until you produce something that a record label wants to invest its time & money in.

justin3am · Post by **justin3am** » Tue Dec 17, 2019 4:55 pm

But seriously... that guy totally looks like Hans Gruber.

Forgotten · Post by **Forgotten** » Tue Dec 17, 2019 4:59 pm

vurt wrote: ↑Tue Dec 17, 2019 4:44 pm you've shat in a bin.

The contents of which will then go on to be the backing track for the new Justin Bieber hit...

Obsolete236871 · Post by **Obsolete236871** » Tue Dec 17, 2019 5:09 pm

... until you actually "produce" something, instead of spending your valuable time creating non-sensical discussions @ KVR or G-A-S-ing while your plugin folder is full of redundant plugins.

You're not a real producer unless... (KVR Edition)