You're not a real producer unless... (KVR Edition)
- KVRian
- 1451 posts since 4 Oct, 2012 from Utah
...you've spent thousands on software and hardware yet still haven't made an album in years
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Software portfolio
M.N.I.E - soon to be my musical portfolio
Hey, I'm Eurydice(Izzy for short) - she/her
M.N.I.E - soon to be my musical portfolio
Hey, I'm Eurydice(Izzy for short) - she/her
- addled muppet weed
- 111300 posts since 26 Jan, 2003 from through the looking glass
till you layer at least 25 samples to make each kick.
- KVRAF
- 11000 posts since 15 Apr, 2019 from Nowhere
Then spend the next few weeks agonizing over how bad it sounds after you “tuned” it...
- addled muppet weed
- 111300 posts since 26 Jan, 2003 from through the looking glass
till you threaten someone with a gun ala spector or meek.
- addled muppet weed
- 111300 posts since 26 Jan, 2003 from through the looking glass
- addled muppet weed
- 111300 posts since 26 Jan, 2003 from through the looking glass
till you release your own fragrance
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- KVRAF
- 37262 posts since 27 Jul, 2005 from Scottish Borders
- addled muppet weed
- 111300 posts since 26 Jan, 2003 from through the looking glass
- KVRAF
- 6466 posts since 18 Jul, 2008 from New York
. . . you earned a purple heart in the loudness wars.
- addled muppet weed
- 111300 posts since 26 Jan, 2003 from through the looking glass
that's not funny.
i lost men in the loudness wars. good men.
- KVRAF
- 26033 posts since 20 Oct, 2007 from gonesville
Half of which time you spent asking the music theory board how to find the right pitch