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sidesword · Post by **sidesword** » Fri Dec 20, 2019 7:55 pm

...you produced

dakkra · Post by **dakkra** » Fri Dec 20, 2019 8:13 pm

...you've spent thousands on software and hardware yet still haven't made an album in years
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lotus2035 · Post by **lotus2035** » Fri Dec 20, 2019 8:28 pm

...you buy yourself a Mac.

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Fri Dec 20, 2019 8:31 pm

till you layer at least 25 samples to make each kick.

Forgotten · Post by **Forgotten** » Fri Dec 20, 2019 8:36 pm

vurt wrote: ↑Fri Dec 20, 2019 8:31 pm till you layer at least 25 samples to make each kick.

Then spend the next few weeks agonizing over how bad it sounds after you “tuned” it...

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Fri Dec 20, 2019 9:18 pm

till you threaten someone with a gun ala spector or meek.

Forgotten · Post by **Forgotten** » Fri Dec 20, 2019 9:21 pm

Your wig collection becomes larger than your plugin collection...

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Fri Dec 20, 2019 9:25 pm

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Fri Dec 20, 2019 9:27 pm

till you release your own fragrance

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thecontrolcentre · Post by **thecontrolcentre** » Fri Dec 20, 2019 9:30 pm

vurt ... green stuff for guys

Forgotten · Post by **Forgotten** » Fri Dec 20, 2019 9:32 pm

vurt...comes in a bottle...

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Fri Dec 20, 2019 9:35 pm

Frantz · Post by **Frantz** » Fri Dec 20, 2019 9:57 pm

. . . you earned a purple heart in the loudness wars.

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Fri Dec 20, 2019 10:00 pm

Frantz wrote: ↑Fri Dec 20, 2019 9:57 pm . . . you earned a purple heart in the loudness wars.

that's not funny.
i lost men in the loudness wars. good men.

jancivil · Post by **jancivil** » Fri Dec 20, 2019 10:11 pm

Forgotten wrote: ↑Fri Dec 20, 2019 8:36 pm
vurt wrote: ↑Fri Dec 20, 2019 8:31 pm till you layer at least 25 samples to make each kick.
Then spend the next few weeks agonizing over how bad it sounds after you “tuned” it...

Half of which time you spent asking the music theory board how to find the right pitch

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