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dark water · Post by **dark water** » Wed Dec 25, 2019 9:59 pm

Greetings comrades,

Exhibit A of disagreeable song lyrics:

''There's no limit''.

Yes, there is

Admittedly, that song has 'issues' other than just that line.
But bollox to it.
(And bollox to the fact I should be doing better things than writing this shit thread on Christmas Day).

Anyway, I digress.
Feel free to contribute other exhibits of lyrics which irritate you with their wrongness...

DW

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Wed Dec 25, 2019 10:02 pm

9 million bicycles in beijing

did anyone actually count?

dark water · Post by **dark water** » Wed Dec 25, 2019 10:02 pm

vurt wrote: Wed Dec 25, 2019 10:02 pm 9 million bicycles in beijing

did anyone actually count?

No they f**king didn't.
Liars.
I'm equally annoyed on your behalf now.

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Wed Dec 25, 2019 10:03 pm

africa by toto.
kilimanjaro does not ride from the serengeti any more than i rise from scajos bed

dark water · Post by **dark water** » Wed Dec 25, 2019 10:04 pm

TBH, I'm disgusted by this level of depraved chicanery in lyrics.

Hink · Post by **Hink** » Wed Dec 25, 2019 10:10 pm

please read your pm DW

cron · Post by **cron** » Wed Dec 25, 2019 10:20 pm

I'm in love with the shape of you
We push and pull like a magnet do

Forgotten · Post by **Forgotten** » Wed Dec 25, 2019 10:26 pm

“And he told us of his life
In the land of submarines
So we sailed up to the sun
'Til we found a sea of green”

LAND of submarines? And sailing UP from land they found a sea?

All highly suspect, and I suspect some prevarication in this tale...

Aloysius · Post by **Aloysius** » Wed Dec 25, 2019 10:28 pm

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Wed Dec 25, 2019 10:38 pm

if you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends.

younger people, do not do this. women are rarely happy to find you've been slipping the salami to their friends. or sisters. or mums. grandmothers. cousins.
believe me, just dont.

donkey tugger · Post by **donkey tugger** » Wed Dec 25, 2019 10:52 pm

Neil Diamond - I am I said;

""I am"... I said
To no one there
And no one heard at all
Not even the chair"

I don't know what kind of chairs they have in the colonies Neil, but here in Blighty they're not listening in on your existential monologues.

Russell Grand · Post by **Russell Grand** » Wed Dec 25, 2019 10:58 pm

dark water · Post by **dark water** » Wed Dec 25, 2019 11:17 pm

Excellent examples fellas.
There's some wholesale deception afoot with some of these songs

Vortifex · Post by **Vortifex** » Thu Dec 26, 2019 1:10 pm

Forgotten · Post by **Forgotten** » Thu Dec 26, 2019 1:42 pm

Killer Queen: “Dynamite with a laser beam”

At the very least this must constitute some kind of safety violation in manufacturing, never mind the potential consequences of putting such a device in the hands of consumers.

Lyrics which irritate you because they're wrong, even though it's pedantic / obsessive to be annoyed by them