Lyrics which irritate you because they're wrong, even though it's pedantic / obsessive to be annoyed by them

[Aloysius]

[mumpcake]

"Birds go flying at the speed of sound "

Just no.

[mumpcake]

"Good things for you and I"

[Hink]

thank you DW, very much appreciated

[vurt]

wouldn't it be nice if we where older...


no it bloody wouldn't!
i already ache like a bastard! i do not want a stranger paid minimum wage to wipe my arse.

[Forgotten]

Jailhouse Rock:

“I went to a party at the County Jail”

Highly irresponsible for the authorities to allow the public to join in festivities in a place of incarceration.

[vurt]

Jailhouse Rock:

“I went to a party at the County Jail”

Highly irresponsible for the authorities to allow the public to join in festivities in a place of incarceration.

sad sack dont you be no square
if you cant find a partner use a wooden chair

is also probably encouraging future bullying.

[Acid Mitch]

i do not want a stranger paid minimum wage to wipe my arse.

How much do you usually pay ?

[Forgotten]

[vurt]

i do not want a stranger paid minimum wage to wipe my arse.

How much do you usually pay ?

well theres danger money involved as well, so it can be quite profitable but very risky.

[jancivil]

Neil Diamond - I am I said;

""I am"... I said
To no one there
And no one heard at all
Not even the chair"

I don't know what kind of chairs they have in the colonies Neil, but here in Blighty they're not listening in on your existential monologues.

that’s exactly what they count on you thinking

[e-crooner]

Generally speaking, I hate it when non-native speakers write and sing lyrics in English.

[jancivil]

>90% of everything gets on my nerves but I don’t focus on the shit. I got nothing

[mumpcake]

"Got you in a stranglehold baby
You best get oughta the way"

Telling someone to get out of the way when you have them in a stranglehold doesn't seem to make a lot of sense.

[foosnark]

If I go there will be trouble,
if I stay it will be double.

Seems like an easy choice, doesn't it?