Super Short Story (starring: Steinberg's USB dongle)

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It's 10PM
I'm super comfy on my sofa and with a glass of whisky. Gotta do some audio editing.
Do I feel like getting up, going downstairs and grab the Cubase dongle?
Heck no. Studio One will do juuuuuuust fine.
Cheers.
He tried to play bass.
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:lol:

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Good story! Even with the eLicenser dongle plugged in, I still go to Studio One.

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I wish the sofa had played a larger part in the story, but overall it flows well and has a good ending.
Last edited by Forgotten on Tue Jan 21, 2020 8:46 pm, edited 1 time in total.

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needs a dogman.
as antagonist.

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What's a dongle?

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trtzbass wrote: Mon Jan 20, 2020 10:13 pm It's 10PM
I'm super comfy on my sofa and with a glass of whisky. Gotta do some audio editing.
Do I feel like getting up, going downstairs and grab the Cubase dongle?
Heck no. Studio One will do juuuuuuust fine.
Cheers.
mmmm whiskey :party:
BUT...
what whiskey?

Really need to know this.

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thecontrolcentre wrote: Tue Jan 21, 2020 8:22 pm What's a dongle?
It’s like a large brick that you tie to a piece of hardware that is totally unnecessary...

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thecontrolcentre wrote: Tue Jan 21, 2020 8:22 pm What's a dongle?
sit down son, its time you and me had a talk about the birds and the bees...

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toonertik wrote: Tue Jan 21, 2020 8:46 pm
trtzbass wrote: Mon Jan 20, 2020 10:13 pm It's 10PM
I'm super comfy on my sofa and with a glass of whisky. Gotta do some audio editing.
Do I feel like getting up, going downstairs and grab the Cubase dongle?
Heck no. Studio One will do juuuuuuust fine.
Cheers.
mmmm whiskey :party:
BUT...
what whiskey?

Really need to know this.
also, "glass" assuming you mean pint pot? :tu:

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thecontrolcentre wrote: Tue Jan 21, 2020 8:22 pm What's a dongle?
Part of a famous composer's name.. silly >> "dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle "...

geez.. you know nofink... :P

Figgis Beethoven, Mozart, Chopin, Liszt, Brahms, Panties...I'm sorry...Schumann, Schubert, Mendelssohn and Bach. Names that will live for ever. But there is one composer whose name is never included with the greats. Why is it that the world never remembered the name of Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm? To do justice to this man, thought by many to be the greatest name in German Baroque music, we present a profile of Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm. We start with an interview with his only surviving relative Karl Gambolputty de von Ausfern... (fades out)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYMRjnM6j6w

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vurt wrote: Tue Jan 21, 2020 8:51 pm
toonertik wrote: Tue Jan 21, 2020 8:46 pm
trtzbass wrote: Mon Jan 20, 2020 10:13 pm It's 10PM
I'm super comfy on my sofa and with a glass of whisky. Gotta do some audio editing.
Do I feel like getting up, going downstairs and grab the Cubase dongle?
Heck no. Studio One will do juuuuuuust fine.
Cheers.
mmmm whiskey :party:
BUT...
what whiskey?

Really need to know this.
also, "glass" assuming you mean pint pot? :tu:
and then a big piss pot.. ;)

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toonertik wrote: Tue Jan 21, 2020 9:02 pm
vurt wrote: Tue Jan 21, 2020 8:51 pm
toonertik wrote: Tue Jan 21, 2020 8:46 pm
trtzbass wrote: Mon Jan 20, 2020 10:13 pm It's 10PM
I'm super comfy on my sofa and with a glass of whisky. Gotta do some audio editing.
Do I feel like getting up, going downstairs and grab the Cubase dongle?
Heck no. Studio One will do juuuuuuust fine.
Cheers.
mmmm whiskey :party:
BUT...
what whiskey?

Really need to know this.
also, "glass" assuming you mean pint pot? :tu:
and then a big piss pot.. ;)
usually, after about the first half pint down, your trousers seem a reasonable option for number ones.
id imagine 2 pints down, number 2s might also be considered :o

ive never drank 2 pints of whisky :o

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vurt wrote: Tue Jan 21, 2020 9:04 pm usually, after about the first half pint down, your trousers seem a reasonable option for number ones.
id imagine 2 pints down, number 2s might also be considered :o

ive never drank 2 pints of whisky :o
For sure, I've never drunk a pint of neat whisky ..

However, when I toured...

JD and coke and coke was de rigueur

by the pints... not sure that would be a pint of JD though

wait..
pint is about a bottle...

maybe>>> :oops:
:lol:

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trtzbass wrote: Mon Jan 20, 2020 10:13 pm It's 10PM
I'm super comfy on my sofa and with a glass of whisky. Gotta do some audio editing.
Do I feel like getting up, going downstairs and grab the Cubase dongle?
Heck no. Studio One will do juuuuuuust fine.
Cheers.
Interesting story bro.

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