songs you wish you had written if you are that capable

[vurt]

and as you asked, a thundercunt, is like an ubertwat, a monumental cockwomble.

[Bombadil]

A....A....Boris Trump!

[vurt]

And cash cow tourist traps.

yup, any visitor to the city will find themselves with at least a fab4 teatowel.
although, it seems they are not the money makers they once where.
the beatles souvenir shop, now also sells lfc/everton and even weirder imo star wars/marvel/dc mugs n tshirts too.

[Bombadil]

I wonder what Billy's cut is?

[vurt]

I wonder what Billy's cut is?

being an evil illuminati mason, 95%.

[Forgotten]

The Rutles did it better

[Bombadil]

At least he's not a dogman.

[vurt]

At least he's not a dogman.

googoo cachoo?

[vurt]

actually, that!
id have loved to have written i am the walrus.
although, it was written thousands of years ago as its actually a black magick incantation.


(i shit you not, ive heard that stated on one of the paul is dead shows )

[vurt]

but i would have like to have written it, that bit is true.

[vurt]

and for the record for any new readers, no, i do not believe paul is dead.

[Bombadil]

I would've liked the Rutles version:

I Am The Waitress.

[Forgotten]

and for the record for any new readers, no, i do not believe paul is dead.

He’s just resting

[vurt]

i said the same thing earlier

texted the missus
another python gone

she replies
what? extinct?


no, hes just resting, pining for the fjords.


i have no idea what you are talking about?

seriously, its like dating a 20 year old, she has no reference points, its always "ive never seen that..."
even breakfast club and pretty in pink, nope...

i dont think wigan got electricity till 2009 though

[vurt]

I would've liked the Rutles version:

I Am The Waitress.