bored old producers club

[vurt]

i used to dance.
badly, but with real passion.
now im a granddad so have to do the granddad dance, which is like the twist, but you ocassionally hold your back and stretch. screaming ooooooaaaaarrrrr at the same time.

[Distorted Horizon]

Had to check that between 1998-2015 horses killed 41 people, wasps 23, dogs 21, cows 12, cats 3 and bear 1 people.

 

when I say I live in Maine people ask me if I am worried about bear, hasn't been a death from bear in Maine since they started keeping records in like 1830 or something. I always say something like when was the last time you heard of a bear attack....crickets

Stephen King has written many interesting stories about Maine

[vurt]

Had to check that between 1998-2015 horses killed 41 people, wasps 23, dogs 21, cows 12, cats 3 and bear 1 people.

 

when I say I live in Maine people ask me if I am worried about bear, hasn't been a death from bear in Maine since they started keeping records in like 1830 or something. I always say something like when was the last time you heard of a bear attack....crickets

Stephen King has written many interesting stories about Maine

all lies apparently.
fake bloody news

[JerGoertz]

when I say I live in Maine people ask me if I am worried about bear, hasn't been a death from bear in Maine since they started keeping records in like 1830 or something. I always say something like when was the last time you heard of a bear attack....crickets

Stephen King has written many interesting stories about Maine

For example: Cujo, but with a bear.
Or IT, except the clown is a bear.

[vurt]

[Forgotten]

Maine is a really nice place.

[vurt]

full of bears.

[Hink]

Had to check that between 1998-2015 horses killed 41 people, wasps 23, dogs 21, cows 12, cats 3 and bear 1 people.

 

when I say I live in Maine people ask me if I am worried about bear, hasn't been a death from bear in Maine since they started keeping records in like 1830 or something. I always say something like when was the last time you heard of a bear attack....crickets

Stephen King has written many interesting stories about Maine

yup, I'm about 15 miles from his house...me last summer in front of his house

[vurt]

peddler of untruths!

[Ksamphos]

Im always writting so many things that will be hard for me to produce. I actually like to compose for any gemre, and i guess it would be quite fruictful to have a partnership with a person that produces with ease.
So, anyone bored needing ideas and sheet music, just call me or send me a fax

[lotus2035]

oh, a friend, i see...

This made me literally LOL.

[Distorted Horizon]

i used to dance.
badly, but with real passion.
now im a granddad so have to do the granddad dance, which is like the twist, but you ocassionally hold your back and stretch. screaming ooooooaaaaarrrrr at the same time.

I don't want to link here what I had in mind, so please go to your favorite pornsite and search for "dancing bear"

[Distorted Horizon]

Had to check that between 1998-2015 horses killed 41 people, wasps 23, dogs 21, cows 12, cats 3 and bear 1 people.

 

when I say I live in Maine people ask me if I am worried about bear, hasn't been a death from bear in Maine since they started keeping records in like 1830 or something. I always say something like when was the last time you heard of a bear attack....crickets

Stephen King has written many interesting stories about Maine

yup, I'm about 15 miles from his house...me last summer in front of his house

Nice

This summer, we have a pic of you standing on his porch?

[Unaspected]

Had to check that between 1998-2015 horses killed 41 people, wasps 23, dogs 21, cows 12, cats 3 and bear 1 people.

 

when I say I live in Maine people ask me if I am worried about bear, hasn't been a death from bear in Maine since they started keeping records in like 1830 or something. I always say something like when was the last time you heard of a bear attack....crickets

Stephen King has written many interesting stories about Maine

yup, I'm about 15 miles from his house...me last summer in front of his house

Nice

This summer, we have a pic of you standing on his porch?

Hehe. Better yet. Picture from the same location but Hink is now standing on the balcony with an identical pose, same clothes and glasses.

[Distorted Horizon]

Had to check that between 1998-2015 horses killed 41 people, wasps 23, dogs 21, cows 12, cats 3 and bear 1 people.

 

when I say I live in Maine people ask me if I am worried about bear, hasn't been a death from bear in Maine since they started keeping records in like 1830 or something. I always say something like when was the last time you heard of a bear attack....crickets

Stephen King has written many interesting stories about Maine

yup, I'm about 15 miles from his house...me last summer in front of his house

Nice

This summer, we have a pic of you standing on his porch?

Hehe. Better yet. Picture from the same location but Hink is now standing on the balcony with an identical pose, same clothes and glasses.

Or next to his bed, while Mr King is sleeping there