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Distorted Horizon · Post by **Distorted Horizon** » Thu May 14, 2020 6:48 pm

I start

The person who made Waldorf Blofeld, had a Blo job

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Thu May 14, 2020 7:12 pm

how do you confuse a trance fan?

ask him to count to 5.

how many knobs does it take to start a stupid thread?

just 1.

Spencer Maddox · Post by **Spencer Maddox** » Thu May 14, 2020 7:22 pm

I'm not sure how to Reakt to that Joke

Forgotten · Post by **Forgotten** » Thu May 14, 2020 8:10 pm

Q. What did the sine and the triangle say to each other about the other waveform?

A. "I can't stand him, he's such a square"

hersoot · Post by **hersoot** » Thu May 14, 2020 9:38 pm

Absynth makes the heart grow fonder.

dune_rave · Post by **dune_rave** » Thu May 14, 2020 9:49 pm

Why did the synth go to the dentist?

Because he had a sawtooth!

dakkra · Post by **dakkra** » Thu May 14, 2020 10:11 pm

A family of waves goes to a family therapist. The parents are sine waves and they're worried about their child who is a cosine. The therapist tells them not to worry as it's just a phase

EDIT:
Two sine waves, half a period apart got together. Nothing came out of it.

raiderpdog · Post by **raiderpdog** » Thu May 14, 2020 10:33 pm

"take my synth, ----- please".......----rimshot-----

yes, we will all be here all week, try the chicken dinner, it's great....

Forgotten · Post by **Forgotten** » Thu May 14, 2020 10:40 pm

Distorted Horizon · Post by **Distorted Horizon** » Fri May 15, 2020 5:11 am

I just realized that virtual synths are like porn.

I rather play with a hardware/analog synth/woman, but virtual one is easy to take with you where ever you go.
You can have as many as you want without getting in trouble (they still take your money though).
You don't have to warm up the virtual one.
Remember to stay away from illegal versions/copies

(bad) synth related jokes