How did you come up with your nickname on here?

[hitman8081]

well tbh the history behind my nick is quite interesting. i use to be a member under the name djterror
yeah im sure you old school folks remember me and my prowarez posts after going legit i decided the right thing to do would be to come back under a new name as im sure many of you have done anyway after going legit and antiwarez i decided hitman8081 would be a cool nick after my favorite videogame vilian

[Lawnmower Of The Damned]

Well, I took my real name and re-organized the letters using a new cryptography algorythm that I had just invented. I ended up with, "Thorne Maelstrom".

The problem is that a few months later I was in a terrible accident involving a puppy, a bottle of laxatives and a 22 inch double sided dildo. Long story short, I ended up in America with amnesia and couldn't remember my real name. I logged into KVR and saw that I had been going by Thorne Maelstrom, which obviously wasn't my real name. So, I tried running Thorne Maelstrom through all of the cryptographic algorythms that I could think of, but apparently I forgot that too.

So, I went and had some fake naturalization documents made up, and now I'm an american citizen. The ploy works even better, because the amnesia made me forget my accent too.

However, it does bother me not remembering who I am. I've been thinking about it, and I'm pretty sure that I was either an Estonian lesbian profesional bowler, or an Irish rastafarian neo-nazi necrophiliac.

Though I've long suspected that I might actually be Elvis. I say this not only because of my huge sideburns and the rhinestone jumpsuit, but also because I apparently died of a massive heart attack a few decades ago.

Once I get it figured out, I'll let you know.

[mayan]

thorne...that was just friggin' brilliant...made my night...BTW, I think I recently saw you at the 7-11...sideburns, rhinestones, blue slurpy?

[Ford Prefect]

The theme of this thread reminds me of an old joke I vaguely recall...You all know how Native American and Japanese names come from things in nature...it was something about a squaw asking how the elder and some other people had gotten their names...the punch line was..."Why do you ask, 2-dogs-f**king?"...

[Reverse Engineer]

I'm very small and people use me to bash loose nails back into walls/floors/hands etc

[mr.me]

I was mr.me when I came here, not much of a story to it tho'.

[allthumbs]

I gave myself the nic allthumbs as it best descibed my approuch to anything teck or for that matter, anything else.
allthumbs

[scamme]

I came up with mine because there are no such a word and i'm the only one that google finds with this nick

P.S.
It's also looks nice written.

P.s.2.
But again, maybe it's stupid and i f**ked up with stupid name over the net, lucky i don't post pics otherwise i'll see only pointed fingers.

[spacedad]

i was in a band called the space raiders then became a dad.

[clueless]

i was in a band called the space raiders then became a dad.

[sound of distant bell ringing]

[C00kie]

http://www.kvraudio.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=65564 How come this thread is not moved to off topic, but mine was??

[clueless]

http://www.kvraudio.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=65564 How come this thread is not moved to off topic, but mine was??

because you've been naughty

[vurt]

when theres always cookies in the jar,wheres the fun in cookies?

[birrbits]

I am new here and need a new name.... this name is umm obviously a combination of my real last name and some assertion of the fact that im a guy.. its has a nice ring, but its not quite as cool as some of the bands I was in...Frothing Dog and the Puppies of Purgatory, Creature from the 7th Dimension..

[beltrom]

Beltrom is a spacedog in a Swedish SciFi-novel from the fifties. The novel is actually called "The spacedog" (Rymdhunden). Sorry for the necro - wrong thread - right topic.