the daw man

[anttimaatteri]

The daw man is seated at the table in the laboratory of the utility daw
research kitchen. reaching for an oversized chrome spoon he gathers an
intimate quantity of a dried daw remnant and brushing his scapular aside
he proceeds to dump it inside of his comp...
he turns to us and speaks...

...dude you thought it was a daw
but it only was a muffin
it installed around till you found
that it didn't do nuthin'

dude you thought it was a daw
but it only was nuffin'
cries are heard in the night
as the results end in a coffin'

[vurt]

there is no spoon.

[Vladislav_Gronk]

When the Finnish man has one too many Koskenkorva.

[enroe]

The daw man is seated at the table in the laboratory of the utility daw
research kitchen. reaching for ... he turns to us and speaks ...

Yeah, undoubtly the "daw man" is this guy.
He really does what your lyrics suggest - almost every day!

...dude you thought it was a daw
but it only was a muffin
it installed around till you found
that it didn't do nuthin'

dude you thought it was a daw
but it only was nuffin'
cries are heard in the night
as the results end in a coffin'

This sad and tragic turn of events stirs to tears!