the not so clever band name thread

[vurt]

tears for bears.

[WatchTheGuitar]

Or in a symbolic two fingers to the commoners from their free bar, still open despite Covid

Beers for Peers

[vurt]

the gate keepers.

[vurt]

Or in a symbolic two fingers to the commoners from their free bar, still open despite Covid

Beers for Peers

i was ok with thst.
usually its ass backwards and they want us in danger while they are safe.
this is how it should be, keep us protected while putting themselves at risk, prefer that to me being at risk.

plus ive not been the pub for years

[vurt]

was no point once tinder and facebook happened.
i didnt go to socialise, dont like people.
i went to meet a partner (repeatedly ) blokes talk shit about cars/sport/mortgages, why would i go out for that?

[WatchTheGuitar]

me neither, I only had an occasional beer anyway, but I gave up drinking completely 2 years ago when I finally stopped smoking. Seen too many lapses from ‘non smokers’ who would continually tap me for cigs when they've had a few.

[vurt]

not to mention, once they banned smoking in pubs, you discovered the smells it was hiding!

jebus, some of those people shouldnt be out in public! bo, farts, breath, it all suddenly became all pervading.

[WatchTheGuitar]

Well tbf I could also smell myself for once. Eek!

[vurt]

[The Noodlist]

Hugh Jarse and the Social Media Pouts

[The Noodlist]

Polly Esther and the Threads

[WatchTheGuitar]

I Ran, Sid

[vurt]

wet willie and the piss stains.

[whyterabbyt]

Gaz Lighter and the Conspiracists

Kenny Lingus and the Tongue Twisters

The Fur Cough Andies

Frodo and the Strap-on Bilbos

Tinfoil Hattie and the QAnons

[vurt]

strap on bilbos