What are your favourite opening lines of songs?

[Dirtgrain]

Last night I dreamt
That somebody loved me
No hope, no harm
Just another false alarm

[GaryG]

I wrote a poem on a dog biscuit
And your dog refused to look at it
So I got drunk and looked at the Empire State Building
It was no bigger than a nickel

[WatchTheGuitar]

Waiter!

[ariston]

De do do do
De da da da

[Erisian]

Minimum WAGE!
HYAH!

That's not just the opening, it's the whole song

[revvy]

Jesus Christ come on down!

If you ever wondered how
You get triangles from a cow
You need butter, milk and cheese
And an equilateral chainsaw

[Erisian]

Time flies by when you're the driver of a train
Speeding into Trumpton with a cargo of cocaine
I get high when I'm the pilot of a plane
Touching down in Camberwick I'm stoned out of my brain

[DMG68]

Excuse me while I light my spliff

[foosnark]

They were dishin' out luck and I held out my sieve
I fell to pieces and you got one

[foosnark]

Dear sir, regarding your recent foray
Into the rap business and the scene you portray
See, I don't normally approve of war games
But "he's baiting you" is what they all say

[Erisian]

I can't believe the news today
Oh, I can't close my eyes and make it go away

[ariston]

Bitches ain't shit.

[Kongru]

SomeBODY once told me

[seismic1]

Now they're planning the crime of the century
Well what will it be?

[mistamista102]

If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you son
I got ninety nine problems, but a bitch ain't one