VU meters on a midi keyboard?thecontrolcentre wrote: Wed Nov 18, 2020 4:46 pm I bought a new midi keyboard a few years ago. It arrived with a huge moth inside one of the VU meters. I sent it back ...
What model is that?
What are the 10 best ways to get a spider out of a midi Keyboard ?
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- KVRist
- 340 posts since 18 Sep, 2013
What model is that?
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- KVRAF
- 4329 posts since 26 Jun, 2004
Invite him out to lunch or something.
I mean, make it clear that its just a platonic kind of thing, you dont want to lead him on, but let him know that youd like to spend some time with him, and maybe after a while youll come to see he isnt so bad, and maybe you can be roommates.
I mean, make it clear that its just a platonic kind of thing, you dont want to lead him on, but let him know that youd like to spend some time with him, and maybe after a while youll come to see he isnt so bad, and maybe you can be roommates.
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- KVRAF
- 35675 posts since 11 Apr, 2010 from Germany
Shame you don't know what sex the spider was. Sending a female in there, to pair and eat the male afterwards would have been an idea. Although you have the issue of the other spider in there then...
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- KVRAF
- 4329 posts since 26 Jun, 2004
Maybe if you open a really cool looking spider night club across the street it will eventually get curious and go over for happy hour or something. Then you just dont let him back in until he sobers up and starts contributing around the house.
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- KVRAF
- 4325 posts since 20 Feb, 2004
Tie a string around the female so you can pull it back out.chk071 wrote: Thu Dec 03, 2020 9:58 pm Shame you don't know what sex the spider was. Sending a female in there, to pair and eat the male afterwards would have been an idea. Although you have the issue of the other spider in there then...
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- KVRAF
- 4329 posts since 26 Jun, 2004
Maybe everytime you sit down to play some tunes, you loudly mention how there are just so many darn flies in another part of the house.
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- KVRAF
- 4554 posts since 12 Jan, 2019
Finagle your tongue between the keys, penetrating all the way past the base of the keys. This will pinch a bit, but trust me, you'll be fine (EDIT: see disclaimer below). Most people don't know this, but human saliva is a natural spider aphrodisiac (that's why people accidentally eat so many spiders while they are sleeping). Instead of biting your tongue, the spider will try to make love to it (male or female, makes only a tiny bit of difference). Now, it may feel a little nasty at first, but if you get past your initial revulsion, it can be quite pleasurable. Don't ask me how I know.
Then, the trick is to slowly slide your tongue along the maze of the crevices between the keys, luring the spider along the way. Don't move too quickly (can also cut tongue off this way, I'm told). Try to move your tongue seductively in a sort of ritual mating dance--do your best with this--imagine what a spider might like. After getting the spider out, consider keeping it around and bonding with it. Far from what the young people think these days, ritual mating dances aren't the end all/be all of relationships. Try holding hands, gazing into each other's myriad eyes, watching a movie together (NOTE: not Charlotte's Web--SPOILER, the lead spider character dies in the film--yes, that can be upsetting emotionally, but what really pisses spiders off about Hollywood is that the spider always gets killed off first). Good luck, and I wish you well.
EDIT: DISCLAIMER: It has come to my attention that the above technique is indeed quite dangerous and not worth the risk (balanced against true love, this is debatable). Even at slow speeds, one can sever one's tongue by sticking it in a keyboard. And no, for the last time, I did not come about this knowledge by intentionally visiting any bawdy adult sites; I accidentally went to one looking for innocent dancing hamster gifs (true story), and heaven's to Betsy the things I saw, smh.
Then, the trick is to slowly slide your tongue along the maze of the crevices between the keys, luring the spider along the way. Don't move too quickly (can also cut tongue off this way, I'm told). Try to move your tongue seductively in a sort of ritual mating dance--do your best with this--imagine what a spider might like. After getting the spider out, consider keeping it around and bonding with it. Far from what the young people think these days, ritual mating dances aren't the end all/be all of relationships. Try holding hands, gazing into each other's myriad eyes, watching a movie together (NOTE: not Charlotte's Web--SPOILER, the lead spider character dies in the film--yes, that can be upsetting emotionally, but what really pisses spiders off about Hollywood is that the spider always gets killed off first). Good luck, and I wish you well.
EDIT: DISCLAIMER: It has come to my attention that the above technique is indeed quite dangerous and not worth the risk (balanced against true love, this is debatable). Even at slow speeds, one can sever one's tongue by sticking it in a keyboard. And no, for the last time, I did not come about this knowledge by intentionally visiting any bawdy adult sites; I accidentally went to one looking for innocent dancing hamster gifs (true story), and heaven's to Betsy the things I saw, smh.
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- KVRian
- 1055 posts since 3 Jul, 2006
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- KVRAF
- 8037 posts since 28 Dec, 2015 from Atlantis Island
Yes, she's pregnant then and will give birth to hundreds, nah! thousends of aggressive, hungry killer spiders right in your setup. Have fun to be eaten alive!chk071 wrote: Thu Dec 03, 2020 9:58 pm Shame you don't know what sex the spider was. Sending a female in there, to pair and eat the male afterwards would have been an idea. Although you have the issue of the other spider in there then...
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- KVRian
- 811 posts since 10 Sep, 2015 from You haven't unlocked this character yet
Googling, I found using citric acid, garlic, or a doused Q-tip with Raid Spider killer along edges can get it out of hard to reach places. The best thing to do is to take it apart.
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