Microsoft ripped off Phonics sound recording?

[Meffy]

Those Microsoft reps are just soooo smooth! They always pronounce words correctly. I suspect they've been pirating "Hooked on Phonics" -- and am playing tapes of MS sales and tech presentations from Software Development conferences of years past, playing them forward and backward, searching for "phonic signatures" that will prove that their voices are cracked.

So far all I've found while playing their speeches backward is a few dozen satanic incantations. No surprises there. I'll keep looking.

Meffy
who loves Microsoft, really, they're great guys