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The Noodlist · Post by **The Noodlist** » Tue Jun 15, 2021 8:10 pm

I can live with orgasm faces.
What about the angry frown and twitching mouth when the fingers try to out run the brain.

excuse me please · Post by **excuse me please** » Tue Jun 15, 2021 9:02 pm

Time for a comparison:

https://musiciantuts.com/guitar-faces/

bharris22 · Post by **bharris22** » Tue Jun 15, 2021 9:09 pm

My vote goes to Steve Vai and Carlos Santana.

jens · Post by **jens** » Tue Jun 15, 2021 9:10 pm

BertKoor wrote: ↑Tue Jun 15, 2021 7:34 pm There's also a bit of a pattern with Jimdrix, see...

Oh, I understand - she may decide on her own will to sit dressed like that hammering away on her kit, yet we are not allowed to gain any sort of ever-so-sligthly hormone-related joy out of watching her because that will make us bloody sexist - or do you think she should not be allowed to dress like that either? Would you much rather wish she'd throw the sticks from underneath a hijab?

Good job on being PC (not as in Phil Collins though), terrible job at possibly getting laid, me thinks.

There is a huge difference between being appropriately respectful towards women and pretending (to yourself) your bulge was just your bunch of keys.

I think Sartre got it right when he said he'd be ashamed to stand naked in front of a woman without having an erection.

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Tue Jun 15, 2021 9:38 pm

jens wrote: ↑Tue Jun 15, 2021 9:10 pm
I think Sartre got it right when he said he'd be ashamed to stand naked in front of a woman without having an erection.

sartre had never seen my doctor

my nurse, only has to speak and im on parade!
belfast accent

and shes pretty too, very.

jens · Post by **jens** » Tue Jun 15, 2021 9:56 pm

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Tue Jun 15, 2021 10:15 pm

jens wrote: ↑Tue Jun 15, 2021 9:56 pm

its ot, but like i give a toss...

kieran showed his noobness as a dad, made a huge rookie mistake.
they went for ice cream, rosie wanted a 99 (thats what we call a cone, with ice cream and a flake, not sure if thats well known).
then walking back, rosie being not quite 2, got tired legs...

up on the shoulders, ice cream and all

ice cream as hair product, and a crushed flake.
in the ears too

jens · Post by **jens** » Tue Jun 15, 2021 10:54 pm

Kieran got what he deserved for being thus naive...

but yeah, one gets used to cleaning up all sorts of stuff from just about everywhere

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Wed Jun 16, 2021 12:04 am

yup

that's the great thing about being the granddad, you do all the good bits, then pass her back to mum or dad when it's time for nappy changing

did enough of his already!

Googly Smythe · Post by **Googly Smythe** » Wed Jun 16, 2021 12:15 am

vurt wrote: ↑Tue Jun 15, 2021 10:15 pm
jens wrote: ↑Tue Jun 15, 2021 9:56 pm
its ot,
a 99 (thats what we call a cone, with ice cream and a flake, not sure if thats well known).

A 99 is a 69,with a Cadbury's flake in it.

jamcat · Post by **jamcat** » Wed Jun 16, 2021 2:32 am

juno987654321 · Post by **juno987654321** » Wed Jun 16, 2021 10:00 am

Are you trying to lure me to become interested in guitars again?
I've got a guitar. It's been standing there for a loooong time. Never really managed to practice on it...

fese · Post by **fese** » Wed Jun 16, 2021 10:09 am

juno987654321 wrote: ↑Wed Jun 16, 2021 10:00 am Are you trying to lure me to become interested in guitars again?
I've got a guitar. It's been standing there for a loooong time. Never really managed to practice on it...

No danger there for you - anyone interested in guitars doesn’t have “a guitar” but “maybe just one more” guitars

jens · Post by **jens** » Wed Jun 16, 2021 12:02 pm

True - guilty as charged - totally!

Henry Jimdrix · Post by **Henry Jimdrix** » Wed Jun 16, 2021 12:45 pm

BertKoor wrote: ↑Tue Jun 15, 2021 4:13 pm Are we on "Page 3" yet?
Better check Teh Rulez again.

Shhhhh!!! it's a bit of grey area.

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