Whats The Quickest Way To Kill A DAW ?

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KVRAF
5551 posts since 24 May, 2002 from Tutukaka, New Zealand

Post Wed Nov 24, 2021 6:46 pm

Vegetable vindaloo washed down with 5 pints of Guinness, then shove the DAW down the back of my pants. Works every time. Killed, bleached, rendered down to unusable materials.

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KVRAF
7241 posts since 7 Sep, 2006 from Roseville, CA

Post Wed Nov 24, 2021 7:15 pm

Call it Project5 v2? :shrug:

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KVRian
652 posts since 20 Oct, 2018

Post Thu Nov 25, 2021 12:26 am

You burn down studio. One by one.

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KVRAF
6363 posts since 6 Jan, 2017 from Outer Space

Post Thu Nov 25, 2021 6:23 am

Get angry about a feature missing from another DAW and throw the computer out of the window…

KVRist
286 posts since 8 May, 2007

Post Thu Nov 25, 2021 8:48 am

If you demand that they do everything that you want them to do, they often commit suicide.

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addled muppet weed
85985 posts since 26 Jan, 2003 from through the looking glass

Post Thu Nov 25, 2021 9:01 am

you lookin to have a daw whacked?

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KVRAF
31166 posts since 27 Jul, 2005 from the wilds of wanny

Post Thu Nov 25, 2021 9:05 am

A bucket of water seems to work ...

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addled muppet weed
85985 posts since 26 Jan, 2003 from through the looking glass

Post Thu Nov 25, 2021 9:13 am

stand colonel decker just near it, and instigate a shootout with the a team.

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addled muppet weed
85985 posts since 26 Jan, 2003 from through the looking glass

Post Thu Nov 25, 2021 9:14 am

:o
trebuchet!

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KVRAF
5254 posts since 15 Oct, 2017 from U.S.

Post Thu Nov 25, 2021 9:15 am

Isn't it obvious? Develop a synth that sells better

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Living rent free

KVRer
28 posts since 24 Apr, 2021

Post Thu Nov 25, 2021 2:44 pm

Sell it to a guitar manufacturer (ooh...topical)?

KVRist
182 posts since 31 Aug, 2020

Post Thu Nov 25, 2021 4:42 pm

With a gun and shoot unto the stop button

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addled muppet weed
85985 posts since 26 Jan, 2003 from through the looking glass

Post Thu Nov 25, 2021 4:56 pm

nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure...

KVRAF
1808 posts since 6 Nov, 2006

Post Thu Nov 25, 2021 6:41 pm

sell it to Gibson

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KVRAF
6363 posts since 6 Jan, 2017 from Outer Space

Post Fri Nov 26, 2021 3:37 pm

dayjob wrote:
Thu Nov 25, 2021 6:41 pm
sell it to Gibson
Works every time, still missing StudioVision…

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